A girl named y/n got famous an embarrassing way and is constantly called a hoe because of this. She has been friends with Colby Brock and Sam Golbach since she was 15 over social media (they were 17). She is a youtuber and lives in the traphouse wi...
Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it
Momma Colbs
I'm not shoving my head in the oven
Y/n
Kill yourself, really, you should do it ,There's really nothing to it. Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid
Momma Colbs
y/n are you serious rn
Y/n
Okay, now. I feel like you pulled back. Maybe it's on account of the fact that I'm telling you to kill yourself over and over again. I'm just trying to make a simple point. That these, that life's toughest problems don't have simple answers. You shouldn't just be brave. You shouldn't just roar. You shouldn't kill yourself ,But I understand that it's a sensitive subject and you're probably just hearing me say that. And I've dealt with s, I don't wanna be insen
"Ok i now it looks weird but he'll probably just think i accidentally hit send"
Momma Colbs
What is the point your trying to make cause this is kinda fucked y/n
And why did you cut off did you just do something stupid
Y/n
I sound unempathetic. I sound mean and rude. Suicide is an epidemic. And I don't want to be misconstrued
Momma Colbs
So what do you mean
"When you nod your head yes but your telling me no. Sorry"
Y/n
Signs of depression go overlooked. So if you're depressed. Then you need to book a therapy session. Talk about your depression. And let a professional hear it, But if you search for moral wisdom in Katy Perry's lyrics, then Kill yourself,
Momma Colbs
Well i guess need to km lol
And if anything after this you need to go to therapy, this will probably scar me for life so see you in therapy
"Geez Colby"
Y/n
it won't be painful If you are able To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll Kill yourself
it's over, mull it. There's a trigger, pull it Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet
Momma Colbs
Omg what is the point of this, do you want me to kill myself y/n
"No Colby i don't, i'm gonna finish the song" Colby calls i don't answer "ok lets do it really quick"
Y/n
Stick your tongue in a plug, Suck a pipe of exhaust, Make some toast in the tub, Nail yourself to a cross, Hold your breath 'til it's gone, Drink a gallon of mace, Be gay in Iran, Let Oprah sit on your face, Jump off of a bridge, Skinny dip in a flood, Skydive attached to a fridge, Drink a Haitian guys blood, Break into the zoo, Give a tiger a shove, Eat a Phillips head screw, Marry Courtney Love
Momma Colbs
Ok i think i get it you want me to kill myself
I'm kidding your pranking me with the bo burnham song kill yourself
Y/n
Yeah i'm sorry if you didn't get it at first
Momma Colbs
I actually for a second thought you were trying to get me to kill myself
Y/n
Oh i'm sorry colby, where are you
Momma Colbs
In my room
Y/n
Ok
"Ok guys that was the prank. If you wanna see something else like this make sure to like. If we get hmm 600 thousand likes i will prank someone else with this. So make sure to subscribe i love you all and i will see you on friday bye" i blew a kiss to the camera and put my hand over it. I got up and walked to colbys room and ran in and give him a hug
"Oh geez, what if i was naked" he asked while hugging me back
"Then i guess i would have seen your tiny dick. It would be too small to remember" i said. He ruffled my hair
"Damn that was cruel" he said acting all offended
"Yeah but that's why you love me" i said this smiling wide. Then i climbed in his bed with him and we watched netflix till we fell asleep. Can't wait to see what the roommates have to say about this one in the morning.
(a:n)
so tell me if you enjoyed or don't. Since the cover was cut i put it at the begging. And i have the orignal trap house here
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