"Why in the world would somebody chop up their own brother?"
"To hide the body"
"Wouldn't it be obvious, I mean, like, carrying the pieces around?"
I laughed at my classmates conversation,"Not in Ancient Egypt, you could just say that it was meat."
"I guess that's true."
"Besides, Isis found most of the pieces and reconstructed the body."
"That's correct Elliot. Isis found 13 pieces of Osiris' body. Can anyone tell me which body part was missing?"
I raised my hand,"His phallus."
"Thank you Elliot"
Brrring
"Have a good weekend class"
I grabbed my bag and exited the classroom. "Yo, Eli!" My best friend called from behind me.
"Yes Jacob?"
Jacob caught up to me,"Why do you know so much about Ancient Egypt? You're such a nerd!"
I rolled my eyes,"Shut up before I cut off your Phallus!"
"Haha, but, like, seriously, you need a life. Hey, did you see the new kid today?"
"Jacob, you have the attention span of a 5 year old. And yeah, I think his name is Seth. Quite ironic considering the story that we were discussing today."
"I wonder if he has a brother named Osiris?" Jacob joked.
"Probably not, that would be cool though. Your ride is here." I pointed at a bright orange car.
"Bye Eli!"
"Bye." I waited for Jacob to leave before I got up to walk home. As I began to head home I crashed into someone.
