Fred the Unicorn

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Once upon a time lived a unicorn named Fred. Fred was rather fat and pink. Fred's favourite activities to do were roller skating through fluffy pink fairy floss and eating marshmallows.

One day Fred was roller skating through the fluffy pink fairy floss forest when he came across a marshmallow. The marshmallow said his name was Homer. It just so happened that Homer the Marshmallow was incredibly obese.

Fred the Unicorn said:

"I'm gonna eat you."

So then Homer the Marshmallow replied:

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!"

So then Fred the Unicorn ate Homer the Marshmallow.

Fred the Unicorn lived happily ever after Roller skating in fairy floss and eating other marshmallows like Homer.

THE END!

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