My life has come to this now
Since dulia will never happen we need new content
Hotter content
Jen don't kill me
I was going to write third person but it's too cringy
Also I feel like I wrote this too seriously I don't have ur humor sos it's not funny
My friend told me how "this girl" ((you)) opens my locker everyday before I come and she's confused your famous now
Erin's POV:
Me and Jen were at a theme park, for god knows what reason. ((because I can't remember that far back (; )) Jen was able to wear a bathing suit so she didn't have to worry about her clothes getting wet, but mine aren't kid friendly enOugh sO I cAnT
SoRrY I'm a tHoT
And IM PROud
*cough* anyway
The park is too themed towards kids, sweetie these thighs don't lie and ain't fitting in your tiny chairs—
"Hey Erin, wanna go on the crocodile ride?" ((OMG CROCS IM GOMMA BIY CROCS I HAVE AN EXCUSE NOW FOR NEEDING THEM AHAHAH))
I could literally care less about anything, "sure, but let's try not to get so wet, I'm not wearing a bathing suit like you"
Jen smiled "yeah no problem"
Jen POV:
"I'm gonna soak that bitch" I thought to myself
We got in line and I couldn't stop thinking about my game plan to get the thot more wet then when she looks an me ;;) ((i need help))
I know she wants me, she just won't admit it
And making her hate me is like the ultimate turn on according to teen movies
Therefore my plan will definitely work
We quickly got through the line and onto the ride, this was my chance. "Hey Erin let me drive :)))"
She stepped back, "Okay"
The ride started and I dramatically turned the wheel right towards the water fall :)
Erin screeched "JENNIFER WHAT THE FLIPPITY FUCK"
"ERIN THERE ARE KIDS"
"F U C K WAS HOW THEY WERE BORN LET ME DRIVE"
"NO *turns steering wheel in Gemini*"
"UR BEING A DICK, EXACTLY WHAT THE APP SAID NOT TOO"
"THAT WAS ADIVE FOR YOU WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDNT FOLLOW"
"THEY ARE M Y DIAMONDS"
The ride stopped, and Erin looked pissed
Pissed in g i n g e r
To be continued lol I wanna sleep and need to ask Jen if I can post this
Because I'm nice
Somewhat
Lol wbk I'm not
