Once a apon a time, There was Cody the gay dog and his owner Benjamin out on a sunny day Benjamin was always positive about everything. The positivity rubbed of from his owner to him. In fact Benjamin didn't care if he was crippled or his parents died. He thought it was a happy thing and they were watching over him in heaven.
Benjamin: OH NO! Oh you poor thing being abandoned on the side of the road, come here I'll take good care of you child.
(Aphrodite flies in invisible happening to have her special love belt)
Aphrodite: OH! My dog I have to thank this young gentleman! Let me go into human form.
Cody(magic activated): Benjamin I think this dog belongs to someone near Would you like to check with me?
(Bonita [Aphrodite's dog] thinks, what a handsome dog,I'll make him fall for me)
Benjamin: Okay! Sure Cody!
(Aphrodite enters)
Aphrodite: MY DOG! MY DOG! Thank you for finding my dog.
(Benjamin wowwe she's gorgeous and totally my type)
Random passerby that happened to not fall for her. Maybe another god? : It's only the belt dude.
(Aphrodite he's handsome)
Random passerby that happened to not fall for her. Maybe another god?: Maybe she could be a petifile. You never know man.
Benjamin: And who says your not a gay petifile?
Random passerby that happened to not fall for her. Maybe another god?: *sniff* *sniff* Meanie I was trying to help you! *beggins sobbing*
Aphrodite: What's going o—
Benjamin: Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry
Another random person not attracted to the belt: Hey dogs you can talk to me right you see I'm very lonely and left alone in the dust while being bullied. You gay dogs don't deserve a story! I do!
Bonita(uses magic): Yeah I don't know the gay one here but your trying to take Cody from me so goodbye mate!
(Gets magically appeared knife and kills the bullied dude)
Bonita: HAHHAHAHAHA! NOBODY TAKES CODY FROM ME! ENJOY YOUR TIME NOT IN OLYMPUSSS! HAHAHHAHAHA!
Author: You friggin yandere.
Bonita: What did you just say.
(Givin a creepy look while being covered in blood showing blade)
Author: I'm bookin it! Good luck Cody!
(Back to Benjamin)
Benjamin: Your happiness isn't worth a lot if it's ice cream to make you feel better, I mean your an adult.
Random passerby that happened to not fall for her. Maybe another god?:
Hisss. Don't judge me!
Benjamin: Okay then?
Aphrodite: You Like Like dogs right Benjamin?
Author: *whispers to Benjamin* She's a narcissist.
(Author runs away again)
Benjamin: Ummm...What just happened?
Aphrodite: So is that a yes or a no?
Benjamin: Oh uh, sorry I didn't hear you.
Aphrodite: It's okay, I was just curious if you could take care of my dog.
Benjamin: Of course! How long do you need me to take care of it for you?
Aphrodite: A week or two.
Benjamin: Okay, sure I'll do it.
Aphrodite: Thank you so much!
Benjamin: No problem! But do I get income, if so how much?
Aphrodite: Will 10 grand work? (Remember she's a god, she can afford this, normal income amount in Olympus)
Benjamin: Are You sure, isn't this too much for a week of taking care of your dog?
(Aphrodite already left)
Benjamin: Ehhhh guess I have to take care of it now. Ugh I'm to lazy for this.
(Slouches in his wheelchair, finds Cody and Bonita)
Benjamin: Looks like I'm going to take care of you, Bonita. Are You okay with that Cody?
Cody: Yeah, sure.
Bonita: (says under her breath) how could that guy take my mother and love from me! I must kill him! Cody is mine!
(Kida [Cody's one and only] and his owner [just happens to be Author] walk by)
Cody: (thinking) who's dat handsome boi. You think his got abs? I think he got abs, ohh if so I bet he'd look super hot! I'm in love. Wait... you think he'll love me? Is he gay? I mean I know I'd be for him and him alone.
Author: There's that dog group again! Let's say hi Kida!
Kida: Okay.
(Kida acts as if he doesn't care but he's thinking [ oh yes! A handsome boiyo... just like Cody])
Benjamin: We're going home! Cody if you like that dude just say hi! I already know yo———
(Attaked by Bonita and died)
Bonita: NEXT IS YOU DUDE ACROSS THE STREET! HEHEHHEHEHEHE!
(Cody Protects Kida and died as well)
Cody: Guess this is my end. But random dog across the street I loved you ever sconce I first laid eyes on you.
Kida: I LOVE YOU TO!! I'LL AVENGE YOU!
Bonita: NOOO! CODYYYY I LOVEDD YOUUUUU!
