Jaemin was borned to taeypng after being sexed by jaehyun and licked his milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hehe uwu through his butthole and when jaemin came out he was covered in poopoo cos he came out of taeyongs butt lol.
So 19 years later in Kuala Lumpur he met moon jaein who pulverised him back to taeyongs butt cos he was gay for jeno lol jk.
Good news he got away with being homiesexual and he and jeno smooch smooched becos they luv each other to the end of the milky way uwu
And that's not the end of the story bang Chan anf Felix were from Disney channel, Australia and they love their country so they're doing the honours of narrating this story YAYY
Lol
