Stupid Shit My Boyfriend And I Said

Attention

Mason is playing a game and I'm just talking to him

Kitten (me): Meow

Mason: *doesn't do the noise he does after I meow*

Kitten: Meowwww

Mason: *still didn't say anything*

Kitten: MEOOOOOWWWWW

Mason: *being an asshole and not paying attention to me*

Kitten: Masonnnnnnnnn

Mason: what do you want?

Kitten: attention

Mason: okay

Kitten: *waiting for him to call me cute and stuff*

15 seconds pass

Kitten: Masonnnnnnnnn

Mason: yeah

Kitten: attention

Mason: I am!

Kitten: no you're not!

Mason: Yes I am!

Kitten: no

Mason: *laughing* yes

Kitten: I want attention as in you calling me cute!

Mason: *starts dying of laughter* well why didn't you say you wanted that kitten?

Kitten: *blushes* because

Mason: *still laughing* you are so adorable

Kitten: stoppp, I don't want it anymore because I had to tell you

Mason: *confused* but, what, okay

Kitten: actually, I lied I want to be called cute

Mason: *starts laughing his ass off again*

I don't think my boyfriend understand my logic yet even tho we have almost been dating for 8 months

I don't blame him because I am confusing