Leon Is Hungry

Leon: *rocking side by side singing walking with Chris* Making my way down this street without a ham to eat; chew chew cha chewww...

Chris: Not this again, Leon

Leon: Look Chris, I haven't ate AGAIN cause I have to leave my comfy room AGAIN to deal with *points at the zombies* THEM....AGAIN

Chris: It is our job to save the world, you big baby

Leon: What about MY needs, Chris? HEH? *fake crying* WAHHHH

Zombie: don't cry Leon

Leon: *went inside a church, went to a microphone and put his gun in his holster* We gather here today

Zombie: *plays the piano organ while Leon talk*

Leon: I said we gather here today...to talk about food...the one the good Lord A...plant on this planet

Zombies: right right

Leon: All we wanted was...bacon and eggs A...*piano organ goes dun dun* some pancakes A....*dun dun* some grits A...*dun dun* LORD JESUS SOME BRAIN TOO

Zombies: PREACH IT BOY!

Leon: *sings* WE WANT SOME FOOOODDDD

Choir: FOOOOOODDDD

Leon: Lord Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, Pepsi Cola, Taco Tuesday we want foood!

Zombies: *wave their hands holding a bible*

Chris: Oh...My...God...

Leon: Can the church say FOOD!

Zombies: FOOD!

Leon: That is what we want A...some food A...not just any food A...some bacon A...eggs A...grits...A

Zombie: YOU BETTER SAY IT BOY!

Chris: *walk to Leon trying his best not to laugh, grab Leon by his ear* Come on Leo

Leon: LORD JESUS CHRIS TAKIN ME AWAY A...ALL I ASK FOR IS FOOD A...LET THE CHRUCH SAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Chris: We will go to Burger King man!

Leon: *fake crying and sings* God had sent me an angellllll

Chris: I swear I am going to quit this job....

END