𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 • 𝐉𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐈𝐄

1.20

but actually kenzie is a lot like you j, she definitely dates around

johnE

yeah she said

nardeeya

and she's fucking blunt and doesn't care what people think about her
like she's a straight up hoe but proud
i've never seen her wear anything that goes past mid thigh

laurorlandhoe

true nadia
actually it's surprising you've never met you two are like...

haysum

the sluts of cali high?

laurorlandhoe

exactly

johnE

HEY!!

nardeeya

johnny orlando have you ever had a girlfriend for longer than two weeks?

johnE

well
no
fuck

laurorlandhoe

have you ever even talked to a girl without the intention of getting in her pants? 🙄

johnE

well i talk to you and nadia 🥺

nardeeya

jfc

haysum

anyway j why were you saying you fucked up your chances ?

johnE

uh ...

laurorlandhoe

🤦🏾‍♂️

johnE

she told me she couldn't talk to me because it was weird
so i said
that if she stopped talking to me i'd leak her nudes

nardeeya

oh big phat gold star for you, you fucktard 🤩🤩🤩

laurorlandhoe

why the fuck couldn't you just be nice and assure her it was okay to keep talking ?!?!?!

haysum

you blackmailed her ??
thats low bitch

johnE

thank you, my lovely friends, for the reassurance

laurorlandhoe

oh DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT REASSURANCE
YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID YOU DIDNT THINK IT WAS WEIRD

johnE

WELL WHY DID SHE SEND ME HER NUDES IF SHE DIDNT WANT ME TO TALK TO HER HUH

haysum

hate to say it but my dood has a point

nardeeya

ohmygod yeah
wht tf did you get her nudes
she likes you
bet

johnE

nads we've never talked before
i didn't even have her snap

laurorlandhoe

well is she in any of your classes ?!

johnE

maybe a few idk ?!
we all know i don't pay attention in those

haysum

okay well tomorrow pay attention

johnE

i've only seen her nudes and a few ig pics, do you think i'll fucking recognise her ?!

laurorlandhoe

trust me john, if you see her you'll notice
she'll be wearing two inch heels and a short skirt, bet

nardeeya

oh and if you see her, just wink because that looks hot on you

laurorlandhoe

okay, ew, weird, this is my brother

nardeeya

lol oops

johnE

okay so i don't talk to her
i just wink

laurorlandhoe

and smirk
trust me, the badder you look, the more she'll want you

haysum

i'm bad

johnE

shut up hayden

nardeeya

uh
guys
look at the time
schools already started

johnE

oh fuck

AUTHORS NOTE

yo i'm the favourite child atm because i just baked cookies #wifemeup 😉🤩