"I remember when Peter ran around the house, in his underwear, wearing sunglasses, screaming the lyrics to 'Baby' by Justin Bieber." Natasha said. Wanda and Vision nodded in agreement.
Steve is boring, and doesn't know the meaning of the word funny. So he recounted a chapter in a history book that Peter read for homework that he though was hilarious. (I did this one time at school. I read out a chapter in our history book for joke day. I was fucking boring)
Pietro was laughing too much to even get his out, but he was thinking of the time Peter ran around the room, stopped in front of Pietro, and said "You didn't see that coming?" In the worst Russian accent you had ever heard. Then he ran off again.
(PLEASE TELL ME IF I FORGOT SOMEONE)
"Alright alright! Next question is for Peter! This is from justakuudere!" Wade smiled and twirled.
Who's your favorite Aunt and Uncle?
Peter tensed up as he suddenly felt all eyes on him. He began sweating buckets. "W-Well, um, I only have one Auntie. Auntie Nat. I think of Wanda as more of a sister...so..." Wanda and Natasha nodded in acknowledgement.
Captain Marvel then flew in. "What about me?" She asked.
"Auntie Carol! When did you get here?" Peter pulled on his shirt collar, wiping sweat from his brow. Captain Marvel crossed her arms and went to lean against the wall like the cool woman she is. "Okay, my favorite Uncle is Uncle Bucky, cuz he baked me cookies."
"As to be expected." Wade shrugged. "Next question is from spideypool69! This is for the boxes!"
Have you two ever been shipped together? Also, thoughts on Peter and Wade?
Us...? Together...?
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! THAT'S THE MOST ABSURD THING I'VE EVER HEARD!
"You two would be cute together!" Wade cooed. He frowned when Yellow started gagging.
Why would I ever get with someone so outrageously annoying?
r00d
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
As for my thoughts on Peter and Wade--
Our thoughts.
Shut up, Whitey.
I think Peter is good for Wade. Wade has become a better person since meeting Peter. Peter brings out the good in him that rarely ever shows itself.
He has a cute butt.
I can't express how much I hate you.
"Next question is for Peter." Wade smiled brightly. "This one is from bellastar17!"
Are you friends with Spiderman from other dimensions?
Peter laughed nervously. "Other dimensions? What are you talking about?" Peter's phone rang. He looked at the contact. "Not now, Noir" He whispered as he hit the decline button.
Wade rolled his eyes and turned to the audience. "Next question is for everyone from Katsworld1!"
How do you feel? Answer only with a song title.
"I love a good Sanders Side reference!" Wade beamed. "Radioactive!"
"Happy!" Peter beamed. "The song, not the person."
"Comfortably numb." Happy said. "What is Sanders Sides?"
"Anxiety." Tony sighed. "Yeah, what is Sanders Sides?"
"Independent." Steve crossed his arms stoicly.
"Nothing." Natasha said in a monotone voice. Everyone shot her a concerned look.
"Beautiful." Wanda smiled as she held Vision's hand.
"Lucky." Vision smiled back at her. Pietro gagged and rolled his eyes.
"Fast." Pietro winked and smirked. Strange walked up and did jazz hands.
"Magic~" He said, making Tony snort and Peter wheeze.
"Angel with a shotgun." Clint stated seriously. Everyone shot him a confused look.
"It was how do you feel?" Natasha said.
"I'M AM ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN!" Clint screeched.
(I'm too lazy to write the rest, whoops)
Wade sighed and looked at his note cars. "Next question is for Peter from Wolfgirl842." He said dully with a notably less amount of enthusiasm.
Peter, who would you pick out of your dads? Steve, Tony, or Strange?
"Tony, because Steve is a dick and Strange just came barreling into my life." Peter furrowed his eyebrows as he looked at the glum Wade. He mouthed an 'are you okay' to Wade. Wade put on a bright smile and nodded.
"Alrighty! Next question is for Petey again from BrianneAlexaBacharo!" Wade smiled widely.
Peter, would you rather live in Stark Tower with Tony or in Wakanda with Tony?
Peter thought about it for a little. "That's a hard question, New York is where all my friends are and I can protect the city. Then again, Wakanda is SO beautiful and plus, Shuri's there!" Peter smiled. "Uh, I think I'll stay in New York! I couldn't stand being away from home!"
"And finally, last question if the day is for yours truly from DarthVader7754!" Wade winked at the audience.
Wade...do the voices in your head have voices?
"Voices...having voices...do those voices have voices...then it would be voices with voices with voices..." Wade mumbled.
Uh oh.
His brain's overheating!
Wade collapsed to the ground. Peter sighed and picked up the microphone. "That's it for this episode! Be sure to leave your questions in the comments! Thank you for joining us in this episode of, say it with me now!"
"WADE'S QUESTION CORNER!"
A/N:
Woopdie Do!
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