once upon an ugly time, there was a princess that lived far, far away in a huge castle, away from everyone and everything. but one day, a prince totally not on crack cocaine approached the castle. "HELLO, IS ANYONE THERE?" prince madeleine shouted. "go away!" princess myrna replied in annoyance!!!!! prince madeleine bowed his head in anger and decided to leave the cursed af castle lmfao
2 weeks later or 5 idfk who counts anymore lol
princess myrna was flexing in her mirror until a herd of trolls surrounded the very walls of her castle.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" princess myrna growled.
"we want your airpods!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!" growled franchesca.
"NEVER! yOU'll NEVER GET THEM COS I DON'T SPEAK BROKE LMAO" myrna replied with a smirk.
on the other side of the story?????:
a pigeon slides into prince madeleine's dms with a note or sumn. "whats this???" madeleine questioned the pigeon.
maddy. you fucking dumbass, oh yeah the pigeon is gonna tell you aye lol NOT
lol jk
prince madeleine opened the letter and read it. "princess myrna is in trouble?!?!?!?" madeleine gasped. "thank you, pigeon." lol the pigeon left maddy on seen ahahahahah
anyways lol
back at the castle or whatevaaaa
"STAY BACK YOU FUCKS" myrna screamed "no we want your airpods lol" franchesca hissed. princess myrna cries out for prince madeleine for some reason lol
myrna is knocked to the ground by ashleigh in an attempt to grab myrnas airpods "hOLD IT RIGHT THERE" prince madeleine pointed her sword towards ashleighs face and between her eyes (gay lol)
"GIVE THE AIRPODS TO THE LADY"
lol k they all fight and prince maddy wins the airpods and princess myrnas heart
"oh, prince madeleine!!! you saved me."
"no problem."
then, myrna grabs the prince and pulls him into a passionate kiss, the prince is shocked by this but it doesn't take him long to return the kiss.
lol they end up having sex and myrna dies of hiv and madeleine was like hiv positive and didn't tell myrna lol
