"You're wife wants a divorce because you aren't her type."
Then wtf did you marry me???
"You were sentenced to 1675 years in jail."
All I did was try to kill my 5 yr old daughter for taking me -_-
"Blah blah blah. But you're concerned it will make your co-worker jelous."
*goes and comes back s week later*
"They left a whole bunch of bee's in your office*
All I did was go on a camping trip ;-;
