Herb: omg I better not be coming home with that son of a bitch !!
Harry: yeah that one I think
Freezy: yeah
Herb: FUCK!!
Herb: don't tell me that I'm gunna be living with that twat face if I do I'll murder him
Harry: aww he's so cute , your gunna love your new home buddy I swear
Freezy: you will be spoiled rotten
Herb: Fecks sake I'm gunna live with these twats why all of a sudden is my life so depressing
Herb: on the plus side I get away from my shitty smelly siblings who hog my mum when it's feeding time ungrateful bastards
Freezy: ahahahah Harry he shat all over your hand
Harry: it's ok he's just a little nervous
Herb: nervous huh fucking bricking it mate
Herb: bricking it so much I shat on that poor cunts hand
*later during the journey home*
Harry: we are almost at your new home buddy
Herb: here we fucking go I'm living In London with these two useless cunts who no nothing about dogs other that how to shag a cactus
Freezy: hey Harold I think herb has to piss
Harry: I'll stop here and let him out
Meanwhile
Herb: ah perfect a place to pish and eventually runaway from these spooky cunts
Harry: herb don't even think about running away
Herb: FUCK YOU!!!! You don't own me yet you dick fuck
(Soz it's so Short it's just a trial)
STAI LEGGENDO
Herbs life
FanfictionI'm herb and this is my shitty life living with my douche of an owner Harold
