Love Ne Bana Di Jodi

Ye Kya Hua Kaise Hua

Suddenly some one knock on door. Both become tensed.

Ruhi - Kaun hai?

Aadi - Daar kya rahi ho. Dekhta hoo kaun hai.

Aadi open the door and became shocked to see his brothers on door.

Aadi - Tum... tum log yaha kya kar rahe hai?

Sid - Ye sawal to hume tujhse karna chahiye ki tu yaha kya kar raha hai? Or wo bhi honeymoon suit me.

Aadi - Kuch ... bhi nahi.

Yuvi - 1st time suna hai koi honeymoon suit kuch bhi nahi karne ke liye book karta hai.

Sid - Aadi.... raat bhar agar tu yaha kisi ladki ke sath tha to hume bata to sakta tha na ki... ki tera ye plan hai. Hum kitna pareshan the tere liye.

Yuvi - Resort me aa ke mood ban gaya apne Aadi ka. Waise kaun hai wo?

Aadi - Sssshutup go... jao yaha se.

Yuvi - Hum tujhe disturb karne nahi aaye hai.

Sid - Raat se Ruhi bhi gayab hai. Tujhe pata hai kaha hai?

Aadi - Mujhe kaise pata hoga?

Sid - Haa to chilla kyu raha hai? Uski friends pareshan thi. Wo phone bhi nahi utha rahi hai. Isliye pucha. Ek baar or try karta hoo.

Sid dial Ruhi number. The phone rings in the room. All become shocked.

After some times. All r present in the room.

Sid - Hum raat bhar pareshan the or tum log yaha...

Nitya - Tujhe to ye bilkul pasand nahi tha na Ruhi fir tu iske sath.

Yuvi - Mujhe to pehle hi doubt hua tha ki inke beech kuch hai.

Tiya - Kuch nahi hai. Mujhe to lagta hai ki tumhare bhai ne hi meri friend ko dara dhamka ke uska fayda uthaya hoga.

Aadi - Maine...

Sid - Humara bhai gusse wala zaroor hai per itna gira hua nahi hai ki kisi ladki ka fayda uthaye. I m sure jo hua hoga wo dono ki marzi se hua hoga.

Aadi - Aisa kuch nahi hua hai... tum log jo samjh rahe ho wo galat hai.

Yuvi - To tu hi bata de na such hume..

Aadi - Raat ko jab main bahar nikala to maine dekha ki ise kuch ladke pareshan kar rahe the. Main waha pahucha but wo bahut the to hum waha se bhage gaye.

Ruhi - Or fir hum us dukan pe pahuche.

Aadi - Desi daru ki dukan.

Ruhi - Waha mujhe pyaas lagi thi. To maine pine ka pani manga. Usne diya. Or ye chillaye ja rahe the chalo yaha se jaldi to jaldi jaldi me maine wrong botal utha li. Pyaas bahut jyada lagi thi to aadhi botal pi gayi or....

Aadi - Or aadhi zabatdasti mujhe pila di. Fir hume Chad gayi fir...

All - Fir...

Aadi - Fir kuch yaad nahi.

Ruhi - Mujhe bhi.

Yuvi - Uske baad tum dono wapus hotel aaye or tune ye honeymoon suit book kiya.

Sid - Tum dono nahi mil rahe the to hum tumhe dhundh rahe the. Usi waqt manager ne hume bataya ki tune honeymoon suit book kiya hai.

Aadi - Tumhe raat ko hi pata tha to yaha usi waqt kyu nahi aaye?

Yuvi - Kyunki usne kaha tha ki tere sath koi ladki hai. To hume laga ki tera koi programme. ...

Aadi - Bhai ho mere lekin itna nahi jante. Is type ka hoo main.

Sid - Nahi... hum jante hai tujhe. Lekin hume laga ki kahi tera mind... I mean physical needs... tu samjh raha hai na.

Aadi - Sab samjh raha hu or tum dono ko bhi acche se samjhaunga.

Nitya - Inko to pata chal gaya tha ki aap kaha hai. Per hume to Ruhi ko dhoondhna tha. Isliye hum charo raat bhar Ruhi ko dhoondh rahe the.

Tiya - Kyunki hum sapne me bhi nahi soch sakte the ki tum inke sath is honeymoon suit me hogi. Tujhe pata hai tune kya kiya hai?

Ruhi - Humne kuch nahi kiya yaar. Jo hua nashe me hua.

Aadi - Jo hua se kya matlab? Kuch nahi hua hai. Hum nashe me yaha aaye or phir so gaye bas. Koi badi mistake nahi ki humne samjhe...

Yuvi - Mistake nahi ki hai. Blunder kiya hai.

Aadi - What?

Sid - Kya bak raha hai?

Yuvi - Bak nahi raha dikha raha hu dekh.

All became shocked after seeing Aadi Ruhi Marriage pic in Yuvi pic.

All - Tum logo ne shadi kar li?

Aadi Ruhi - Shadi!

Sid - Ye pic dekh.

Both get shock seeing their pic.

Yuvi - Or caption bhi padh lo "Happily Married"

Ruhi - Ye... pic...

Tiya - Tum dono ne shadi ki or photos click kar ke social media pe upload bhi kar di. Wah.

Sid - Lekin ye teri aadat to nahi hai pictures social media pe upload karne ki. Account bhi tune Yuvi ki zid pe open kiya hai.

Nitya - Lekin Ruhi ki to hai. Use pics social media pe upload karne ka bada shaukh hai.

Aadi - Tumne mere phone ko hath lagaya?  How dare you.

Yuvi - Tu usase shadi karega to phone kya tujhe bhi hath laga sakti hai.

Nitya - Or password to aapko hi pata hoga na. Aapne open kar ke diya hoga tabhi to Ruhi ne photos post ki.

Yuvi - Shadi hote hi biwi ki Baatein manane laga.

Tiya - Hum yaha photos kisne post ki kaise post ki per kyu lad rahe hai. The main problem is in logo ne shadi kar li.

Ruhi - Nahi.. Humne koi shadi nahi ki hai.

Nitya - Accha to ye photos jhooth hai. Dekho. Ye ek dusre ko varmala pehnate huye.

Tiya - Ye mangalsutra pehnate huye.

Sid - Ye sindoor wali.

Yuvi - Tum logo ne photographer bulaya tha apni shadi me. Ek ek rasam ki photo hai. Bus hume nahi bulaya.

Aadi - Shut up... koi shadi nahi hui hai.

Sid - Shadi hui hai. Jhooth mat bol. Ye sari tasweere tum dono ka is room me hona sab proof hai ki tumhari shadi hui hai.

Nitya - Or hum ye bilkul nahi mante ki tumhe kuch yaad nahi hai.

Ruhi - Hume such me kuch yaad nahi hai.

Tiya - Accha Ruhi. Agar kuch yaad nahi hai to abhi tera mangalsutra or sindoor kaha hai? Hume dekhte nikal diya use.

Yuvi - Tum dono shadi kar ke humse chupana chahte the.

Aadi - Nahi.. aisa kuch nahi hai. Jo hua nashe me hua.

Nitya - Aise kaise nashe me shadi ho gayi.

Sid - Stop it. Inhe Bolne do na. Dekho ye koi choti baat nahi hai. Shadi hai puri zindagi ka sawal hai. Dhyan se socho. Kal raat kya kya hua.

Ruhi - Hum us shop me pahuche maine wrong botal utha ke aadhi botal pi li. Inhe bhi pyaas lagi thi. In hone mujhse pani manga. Maine inhe botal di. Per inhe pata chal gaya ki botal me kuch or hi hai. In hone mana kiya per maine inhe zabatdasti pila di. Phir hume nasha ho gaya or hum waha se Chale gaye...