Batman x Joker ~ He Went Too Far

Chapter 1 ~ A Surprise From The Clown

WARNING! There are memes at the beginning and there may be mature scenes! heheh ;-)

Batman's P.O.V ~ The Joker has been very tricky these past few weeks; his hiding is becoming more tricky and it is harder for me to track that green-haired freak down. He isn't leaving as many clues as he had in the past. He's starting to get smarter, then again he could just be planning something. I wonder what he's up to..

~ Sunset (around 8:00 pm)

My eyelids started to get heavy, I struggled to keep them opened. I closed them for only a second when suddenly the tough, metal door in the Batcave opened to reveal my well dressed butler, Alfred. "Ah i'm awfully sorry for disturbing you Master Bruce, I can leave if you would like." I rubbed my eyes. "I'm fine Alfred. Is there any reason you came down here?" Alfred placed down the cup of green tea that he was holding and started to reach into his pocket. "Ah, yes. There is some mail I have to give you. I hope there is something useful in there this time, then again, the mail we get is usually just bills and taxes." I took the mail from Alfred and dismissed him. As I was reading the front of the envelopes I noticed one, specifically a red one, that appealed to me. I carefully teared it open, revealing a green paper with a few sentences that said:

"Dear Bats, I sent this letter to a few special people who I suspect are you. I'm hoping one of them is the real you, heheh. Any who, I want you to come to the old abandoned Warehouse 39 at 9:30 pm tonight! I have a surprise I want to tell you and if you don't i'll end up doing some fun without you, hahah! - From, your best pal, J."

Damn it, Joker is starting to figure out my identity, this isn't good. If I go tonight it will make his chances of finding me way easier, but if I don't then someone will take a life threatening beating, or worse.. "Hey Al!" I shouted. "I'm going out tonight, can you make sure Dick gets to sleep tonight?" I wait a few seconds. "Of course Master Bruce, please be careful when you're out." As I put on my gear I nodded. "I will get back in no time." Then I jumped in the Batmobile and drove to the destination Joker has sent to me.

~Arrived at Warehouse 39

I get out of my vehicle fast but silently. I don't want Joker knowing i'm here yet. As I make my way towards the warehouse I realize there are some of Joker's thugs out front. Shit. I got to sneak in a different way. I start to make my way towards a broken window and stealthily sneak in.

I walk around, hoping to find what Joker is planning to do, but I find nothing. I continue my search until suddenly I start to hear something. "nghhhh, ahhh." What the hell. I start to whisper to myself, repeating the same words. "What the hell is th-" I peek around a corner into a small room, crammed inside I see something that made me burn up. Joker was around the corner but there was no weapon in his hand. Instead this man had one hand in his unzipped pants, the other he was biting. He was sweating, red, and moaning. I was sweating as much as him. As I take my head away from this scene I start to panic, what do I do in this situation. Not knowing what else to do, I return my gaze towards him for another moment, this time he took his hand out of his pants, it was wet. Then, without a warning he started to lick his fingers. "mmmm" He moaned. This made something in my pants react, shit..

As I turn away from him once again I start to make my way out, but as I take a step I hear a voice. "Well hey there Bats, didn't expect to see you so early." the panting voice told me. "huff huff" He is really out of breath. I finally get enough courage to walk into the same room as him. As I look at him now he is standing up, gloves on, but pants still unzipped. I try remaining calm as he sits on a crate. "Y-Yeah, I didn't know what you were planning to tell me, wanted to try and find out myself." I say, stuttering a little. He notices that I am looking at his pants. "HAHAHA! Well, I really did give you a scare didn't I?!" He starts to laugh, then makes his way towards me, pants still unzipped. It was making me uncomfortable. I can see his purple boxers and a bulge coming from within. He reaches up, towards my face with the hand he was biting earlier, I quickly react and push it away. "What did you want to tell me." The words finally got out of my mouth. "Oh, is that the reason you're here? You must have gotten my letter then!" He said giggling. His small laugh is different from last time I heard it, it's much softer than before. Am I losing my mind or is this clown starting to turn me on a bit.

And then Batman yelled "No homo!" (jk) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Author's Noot (yeah, I spelt note as noot)
~ Lmao sorry I had to! Okay but that is the end of chapter 1, stay tuned for more horny Joker and the sexually attracted Batman. This story will get better. Trust me. (sorry if my spelling is shit in here, i'm no english teacher.) ;-)