Incorrect Quotes

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I took these off the internet

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Kaminari: Here you go, a nice hot cup of coffee.

Sero: It is cold...

Kaminari: A nice cup of coffee.

Sero: It tastes disgusting!

Kaminari: A cup of coffee.

Sero: I do not think this is coffee...

Kaminari: Cup.

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Kirishima: You promised me you wouldn't get me bees again!

Mina: *in the distance* JUST OPEN IT!!!

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Mina: You don't think I can fight because I am a girl.

Sero: No, I don't think you could fight because you are wearing a wedding dress. To be honest I doubt Kaminari would be able to fight in one too.

Kaminari: Perhaps not. But i would make a stunning bride.

Sero: Yes you would.

Mina:*whispers* Ship.....

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Mitsuki: *doing laundry* I don't want you to hang around with that group of  misfits.

Bakugo: Why not?

Mitsuki: I just have a ba-

Kaminari: *from inside the dryer* Yeah, why not?

Mitsuki: *screams*

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Bakugo: Hello people who do not live here.

Mina: Hi.

Kaminari: Hey.

Kirishima: Hi!!

Sero: Hello.

Bakugo: I gave you guys the key for emergencies.

Kaminari: We ran out of Doritos.

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Sero: When you said magic in bed, I did not expect this.

Kaminari: *hold up an 8 of hearts* Is this your card?

Sero: *softly* Holy cow! Wtf!

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