I took these off the internet
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Kaminari: Here you go, a nice hot cup of coffee.
Sero: It is cold...
Kaminari: A nice cup of coffee.
Sero: It tastes disgusting!
Kaminari: A cup of coffee.
Sero: I do not think this is coffee...
Kaminari: Cup.
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Kirishima: You promised me you wouldn't get me bees again!
Mina: *in the distance* JUST OPEN IT!!!
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Mina: You don't think I can fight because I am a girl.
Sero: No, I don't think you could fight because you are wearing a wedding dress. To be honest I doubt Kaminari would be able to fight in one too.
Kaminari: Perhaps not. But i would make a stunning bride.
Sero: Yes you would.
Mina:*whispers* Ship.....
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Mitsuki: *doing laundry* I don't want you to hang around with that group of misfits.
Bakugo: Why not?
Mitsuki: I just have a ba-
Kaminari: *from inside the dryer* Yeah, why not?
Mitsuki: *screams*
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Bakugo: Hello people who do not live here.
Mina: Hi.
Kaminari: Hey.
Kirishima: Hi!!
Sero: Hello.
Bakugo: I gave you guys the key for emergencies.
Kaminari: We ran out of Doritos.
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Sero: When you said magic in bed, I did not expect this.
Kaminari: *hold up an 8 of hearts* Is this your card?
Sero: *softly* Holy cow! Wtf!