Avengers in a Chat Room First One

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So I see these all over tumblr and pinterest, and I have decided to make one myself. Beware of my suckish writing skills. 

(Tony, Thor, Natasha, Clint, and Steve have logged in)

Thor: WHAT IS THIS GLOWING DEVICE

Tony: It's a laptop Thor. A laptop.

Steve: Why is there a wire connecting this to the wall?

Clint: Thats a plug Steve. A plug.

Natasha:. . .Told you this was a bad idea

(Loki has logged in)

Loki: Hello mortals

Tony: HOW THE HECK DID YOU HACK INTO MY SOFTWARE?!? THIS MORNING YOU TOLD THE TOASTER TO "SURRENDER YOUR BREAKFAST!"

Loki: THE TOASTER WENT ROGUE AND BLEW BREAD AT ME

Tony: ITS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!

Loki: Midguard is stupid.

Steve: Said the guy who wanted to rule it!

Natasha: Burn.

Loki: Oh I have taken revenge on you pathetic mortals. . .ehehehe

(Loki has left this chat)

Natasha: What was that about

Steve: I dont know

(Bruce has logged in)

Bruce: MY HANSDS AREFC TOO B IGGTE FOR THISOI

Clint: Hey Hulk's here

Tony: This is why we can't be normal

Natasha: I should help him

(Natasha and Bruce have logged off)

Clint: MY HUNGER GAMES BOOKS

Tony: What the hell Bruce

Clint: LOKI STOLE THEM

Tony: JARVIS IS OFF. HOW THE HECK DID LOKI DO THAT?!?!

Thor: MY COFFEE IS GONE!! ANOTHER!!!!!

Steve: My. American. Flag.

Tony: *gasp* oh no he didn't

Steve: Suit up. Avengers Assemble!

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