MISFIT ❁ ALEX ALVAREZ

Sex Talk ✰

"That's tonight? Jeez, she's been at Josh's, like, everyday this week." Penelope sighed, checking the watch on her wrist

Penelope left Elena a voicemail telling her to come home, sighing before placing the phone back into her pocket

"It should be fine, because she's with his family, right?" Penelope asked

"Yeah." Lydia nodded

Me and Alex looked at each other, attempting to keep our thoughts to ourselves.

"What?" Penelope asked, pointing her gaze to the both of us

"Well, it's just some kids at school said Josh is having a party...because his parents are out of town." Alex said

"No parents? That's terrible!" Penelope cried

"I know! Who's gonna order the pizza? Who's gonna clean the mess?" Alex said, making me roll my eyes

Penelope came over and covered Alex's ears with her hands.

"So, I'm just allowed to hear all of this?" I asked

"You're not my kid, that's Schneider's problem." She said

"True." I nodded with a small laugh

"Mami, parties are not good. There's alcohol. Then people pair off. And the next thing you know, Carlos Piñero's trying to unhook your bra on your best friend's parents' bed. But.. not me, Mami, I never did that." Penelope said, quickly stopping herself towards the end of her story

"I'm happy to just leave." Alex said trying to get up, but Lydia pulled him back down and covered his ears again.

"Oye. No seas ridícula. Elena would never give her purity away at some party." Lydia said

"Ah, yes. Yes, your right." Penelope agreed

"Of course. She's a good Catholic girl." Lydia continued

"Oh, my God!" Penelope screamed, running out of the house

"Wanna watch a movie?" I asked them, earning a state from the two, "Sorry."

Later that night, Penelope came back looking mad at anything and absolutely everything.

"Guess what? Josh's parents? Home. You got fed bad intel. You gotta step up your gossip game, son." Penelope snapped at a scared looking Alex

"Oh...Yeah. It's turns out it was Josh B's parents who were out of town, not Josh F's." Alex said

"You didn't think to text me that? You know I always have my phone on me." She sighed

"Unplug, Penelope." Schneider said on his phone from his spot at the kitchen table

Elena walked in looking furious, just as Penelope had done earlier.

"Hey. You're back early." Penelope said

"Yeah. I left because I was embarrassed. Everyone was talking about my mom, who ran over the mailbox to bring me a jacket." Elena snapped

"Sounds like you got a pretty cool mom." Penelope said, "Look, I am sorry. But we do need to talk."

"Oh, about what?" She asked

"Here. You're gonna want this." Alex said handing her a blanket and putting it over her head

"Why does everybody think I'm cold?" She asked throwing off the blanket.

She ran to her room and Penelope followed her.

Later, Alex and I were watching TV when a sex scene came on.

We looked at each other and screamed. I covered his face with a pillow and he did the same to me. We screamed until Penelope ran in.

"What's going on?" She asked

We pointed at the TV still screaming. She turned the TV off and laughed. We took the pillows off our faces.

"This day is exhausting." I said, picking up my backpack and leaving.

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Oh my god!!  I'm sorry sorry it took so long to write another chapter!! I didn't realize how long ago I published. I will try to update more frequently!! Also, who do you guys ship Penelope with after Season 3?