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I was tagged by ImToWeirdForYou and MyHeroMemeadamia I was too lazy, so am ma just mush y'all together

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I was tagged by ImToWeirdForYou and MyHeroMemeadamia I was too lazy, so am ma just mush y'all together... Ya!
First things first ma home screen..

 Ya!First things first ma home screen

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.   .   . I don't know but I think I should use a different home screen instead of this and just act like its the real one... But me being who I am, am not gonna do dat...
Last picture I saved... Which I was supposed to post on IG

 Which I was supposed to post on IG

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Okay.. Ma favorite selfie... Which is a picture of a blue dildo... That I really wanna show... But let's just. . . Skip that... Yeah..

TEN THINGS ABOUT LEWD!!!

1. I'm like so fucking in love with Daveed Diggs. But I would never... ever. if given the chance leave my relationship for Daveed Diggs... I woulnt even do... I know how to say no to this... But... JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!

TELL ME!! IF HE WAS AT YO DAMN DOORSTEP WITH A RING IN HIS HAND! THAT YOU WOULD SAY NO

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TELL ME!! IF HE WAS AT YO DAMN DOORSTEP WITH A RING IN HIS HAND! THAT YOU WOULD SAY NO... DO DAT! And if you do say no... BISHHH U lying... If your not, then.. WHAT THE- Oofo.



2. I still have them old ass baby dolls who's eyes always looking like they just been knocked the fuck out.

3. I still watch PBS kids... Even tho I have cable... I say fuck da boring shizz... I wanna watch some Big red dog and dino train... THE GOOD SHIZZZ!!\

4. I hate ice-cream... I can fucking stand candy... its not for me fam

5. I have a green dildo named Bready Big BOOMIE Bule John The 10th.... We dont talk about the 1 through 9... Let's just say... they couldn't fight the dog... 

6. DILDO SHARK DOODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODOD DILDO SHARK DODODODODODDO- as a kid... I once tried making a shark.. outta a dilldo... Yes.. I was a very very very wired child. 

7. My real name isnt Lewd.... INSANE RIGHT?

8. I have been banned on almost every type of media app but Wattpad... it's only a matter of time.

9. I once gave my best friend the N-word pass... I told her... I told dis bitch... To only use it when near me... But let me just add. Were in Russia.. Ma home land... DIS BITCH!! CALLS EVERY DAMN PERSON SHE SEES A NIBBA... And let me tell you abut the people in Russia... They dont care... But there is some black ppl up there... And they was getting ready to beat dis girl up... So I had tos step in and be like. YO! Wait! Not so fast.. I GOT HER!! SHE SAVE! The point of this is... that I shall never ever give anyone the N word pass ever again... Unless they dying or we really cool like dat. 

10. I am Greg

OKAY!! NOW A JOKE!!

HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY HOLES IN YO SOCK???????

.... this is the part you say no.. or something...

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL THENNNNNN!! HOW YA GET YA FEET IN THEM?

BA DUN BOOM!

.....it's so sad that am laughing at my stolen joke all alone... 

Uhhh... A spoiler...

Here's one...

WRITING IS A BIT-

okay for real tho. 

"it's about leaving such a harsh reminder in your memory that anything can happen at any moment.... And it shall last till you question your existence. I never wanted this to be about graphic imagery or cutting up your victim, it's just a game where you have to find out who the killer is, or come to realize that you were the killer from this whole beginning. But... And this is just but... if you leave him,and you come over to loving me as much as I love you... No one dies..." 

"So... What to you say, Gin?" 

I been planing a real story for a while now, but I haven't shown it to the world yet, I need to go over some things so I wont get banned.   

AND NOW WHAT NO ONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR  I TAG!!!!

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If you can't tell... I got lazy..
STAY LEWD AND REMEMBER DONT REPORT ME TILL I SAID IM A TRUMP SUPPORTER!

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 19, 2019 ⏰

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