Fuck Ya Chicken Strips

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Of course when you think about music culture, one word comes to mind:
Groupies
And just like any other band, Bon Jovi had their share of them.
There are many weird tales about their experiences (or at least I think)
But here is how Bon Jovi handled groupie culture

As you can see here, this is probably why Dave got the nickname Lemma (or Lema how it's spelled here, I usually spell it with two M's for some reason)But lowkey I'm dying at two names

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As you can see here, this is probably why Dave got the nickname Lemma (or Lema how it's spelled here, I usually spell it with two M's for some reason)
But lowkey I'm dying at two names.
Mr. Don Key Dick
And
LORD SUCH
LORD SUCH????
OF ALL THE NAMES
ALEC WENT WITH FUCKING LORD SUCH.
Do you see why I love Alec?
Y'all seeing this shit?
Also even if you're don't know Richie
You can tell he's a Richard from that fucking name
LIKE TELL ME I'M WRONG
Dave's is rly cute
Tico's is a little funny but not as funny as Lord Such or Mr. Don Key Dick
Jon's isn't too bad either
But yeah, don't just read the names
Please read the whole thing because it talks about you know
Getting a little
Saucy

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