Random sentences that make no sense.

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Hello! The balloon is full of cement.

My name is-A CHICKEN I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!

The shoe swallows the horse, which is German for potatoes.

Your conflict is my new years resolution.

She told me to come at 10-12, cause I was the lucky victim!

Make sure to wipe off your shoes on the dog, but not the cat.

I own the world, cause i'm a big deal.

El pollo come masa. (The chicken eats corn)

My feet gallop along the race track, the ice frozen in my eyebrows.

Wow. Do you see the sky? Its redder than a blueberry riding a giraffe.

The jackrabbit tap dances at half past pizza time.

Snacks are really just a filler for pillows.

I construct houses out of legs, but my fingernails ache still.

The keyboard swims, gasping for air, it can only be pink though.

My fingers crunch under sparkly chips.

You look like you might die of french fries, senora.


You look like you might die of french fries, senora

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