The adventures of idit noob

the pickaxe murder

Idit noob woke up in his hospital bed on a Friday morning with the Sun bright an early in his eyes, "Welp" he said, "Time to play some fortnite"
idit noob jumped out of his bed and waddled to the cafeteria.
"Gotta get some loot!"
idit noob said retardedly.
Idit noob then took plastic knifes from the hospital cafeteria and gum from under the tables and a mop stick.

"OH MY GAWF I HAVE CREATED MY OWN FORTNITE PICKAXE"

He then waddled back to his room and put his new pickaxe under his bed. After sitting for an hour staring at the wall cross eyed his doctor, doctor etintrof entered the room with his mom sobbing behind him

"DOCTOR FORTNITE, WHERES THE LOOT"

He said pointing at his doctor
"No idit noob its etintrof, now i have very bad news, your cancer has come back and this time its stage four terminal cancer

"JUST USE A MED KIT"

He said retardedly.
"Idit noob, im afraid were gonna have to do a surgery that could potentially kill you" the doctor explained
"Does that mean two hundred damage" he said sorrowly
"Yes honey" his mom sobbed
She then reached out and put a hand on his shoulder, idit noob saw that she had a golden sparkly watch on
"YAAAHUM" he screamed as he bit her
Idit noob then jumped out of bed and ducked to the underneath of his bed to grab his pickaxe
"GIMME THE LOOT"
He screams as he jabs her sides and head with the sharp pickaxe
Idit noobs mother then collapsed to the ground because of blood loss.
"TAKE THE L" he screamed as he did the take the L fortnite dance
Idit noob then stole her watch and ran.