The Random Things That Run Through My Head

Hilarious Sentences!

Ok, so this is just a random thing that I thought was really funny.

So just try it out and leave a comment below on what your sentence is!

I'm serious when I say that this is hilarious :)

Pick the month you were born in:

January..... I kicked

February..... I loved

March..... I karate chopped

April..... I ran over

May..... I jumped on

June..... I smelled

July..... I licked

August..... I had lunch with

September..... I danced with

October..... I sang to

November..... I yelled at

December..... I did the maccarena with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 a birdbath

2 a monster

3 a phone

4 a fork

5 a snowman

6 a gangster

7 my cell phone

8 my dog

9 my best friend's boyfriend

10 my neighbor

11 my science teacher

12 a banana

13 a fireman

14 a stuffed animal

15 a goat

16 a Smurf

17 your mom

18 a spoon

19 a noodle

20 a baseball bat

21 Chuck Norris

22 a pickle

23 a squirrel

24 a football player

25 my sister

26 my brother

27 an iPod

28a surfer

29 a llama

30 a homeless guy

31 a ninja

Pick the color shirt you're wearing right now!

White..... because I'm cool like that!

Black..... because that's how I roll!

Pink..... because I'm NOT crazy!

Red..... because the voices told me to.

Blue..... because I'm sexy and I can do what I want.

Green..... because someone offered me 1,000,000!

Purple..... because I'm AWESOME!

Gray..... because I'm a cool cat!

Yellow..... because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Orange..... because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown..... because I can!

Other..... because I'm ninja!

None..... because I can't control myself...

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So leave a comment saying what you got!

Did you not think this was funny?

I thought it was pretty funny!

Ok, leave a comment and vote!

Thanks!

~Cece/Jinglepower!

P.S. My sentence is: I sang to a fireman because I'm sexy and I can do what I want. :)