Drarry One-shot

Succulent Lemon

I would say "Sorry Grandma" but your probably enjoying reading this in hell.

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Draco knew what he was doing was a terrible idea, but he as the muggles would say, was listening to the brain between his legs rather then the one in his head. He took a handful of floo powder from the jar by his fireplace and threw it into the flames making sure to save enough of the dust for a trip back. 

When the flames turned a lime green he stepped through the marble arch of his fireplace and stated his boyfriend's address. Then he felt a unknown force thrust him through the tight chimney to his destination. the entire ordeal was quite uncomfortable, but Draco forgot all of that when he remembered the thrusting he would be enjoying at 4 Privet Drive. 

If you must ask Draco and Harry had been together for months since (insert romantic reason the Author did not want to come up with here) they have enjoyed a loving and overly sexual relationship ever since. The weeks away from his lover was starting to get on his nerves, or rather teenage sex drive so he planed a surprise visit for the chosen one.

He expected the visit to be memorable but their was one factor the Slytherin forgot to account for, Harry's family. So when he landed into the Dursleys living room and was greeted with the face of a fat blond instead of his boyfriend was quite displeasing. 

"Who the fuck are you!" the outburst from the boy just further confused the Slytherin, he knew Harry lived with muggles but he did not consider that they would be capable of thought let alone speech.

The boy cried out again after his first question went unanswered, "MUM, ITS HAPPENING AGAIN THEY'RE FALLING OUT OF THE FIREPLACE." The boy's squealing only confused Draco more as he remembered Harry specifically telling him that muggles where not pigs. 'Perhaps this one isn't a muggle and was a failed attempt to transfigure a pig.' Now that Draco understood the situation he pulled out his wand to the pigs distaste and began a spell that would undo the failed transfiguration of the poor creature.

"Sus est ab homine," Draco chanted while pointing his want directly into the pigs face. The spell likely would have undone Harry's failed attempt at transfiguration, but instead his wand was shoved aside by a grumpy looking Harry Potter. 

"Harry!"

"Draco?"

"DAD"

"PETUNIA"

"DUDLEY"

When the horse-like lady and a horribly disfigured man came into the fray Draco was less then amused. He never suspected that Harry would go to such extremes for transfiguration extra credit. Naturally Draco voiced his opinions on the matter. 

"Harry you know if you needed to bring your grades up you could just ask Granger or I there was no need to mutilate these farm animals." This seemed to amuse Harry but Draco could not understand why something was not right about this Harry was never the type of person to harm innocent animals. Plus Draco still has no idea where he could have gotten the horse from. 

"They're my Aunt and Uncle Draco, the one you tried to transfigure is my cousin, the ones I live with." A light blush came to the platinum blonds face when he realized his mistake, he should have apologized but all he could think to say was "Oh."

The fat man did not approve of this and began a rant, "OH? THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU FILTHY FREAK YOU TRIED TO KILL MY SON GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!" Draco has always been a prideful man so when this ugly ass motherfucker has the audacity to call him a filthy freak shit got real. 

"Bitch you ugly ass motherfucker, you think you can call me a freak when you look like a fuckn' circus freak? Bitch I came over here for a nice time with my boyfriend so don't be jealous that your nephew scored a hot blond with an ass that don't quit while your stuck with a horse wife. Now excuse me but now I must ride." With that Draco slapped Harry's ass and took him upstairs into a random room where they fucked like rabbits, Draco made sure to be extra loud just out of spite.

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I lied its not smut but I thought this would be funny