"Skipper's log number 32 Barack Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the N word" Skipper sighed.
Kowalski started "It just doesn't make sense Skipper, Obama would never say the N word." Kowalski pushed Rico, who was trying to eat his ass (not like that). "I don't understand it either Kowalski." Skipper groaned in shame as flashbacks started playing in his mind.
"Thank you Skipper, now I'm free to roam this earth." Michelle Obama said. "Not if I have anything to say about it and I DO." Trump started, "I'm gonna say THE N WORD" Trump yelled. Skipper gasped and jumped to tackle Mrs. Obama "MRS OBAMA GET DOWN-" but she didn't hear him she had airpods in. "NIGGAAAAA" Trump screamed. The explosion separated Skipper and Mrs Obama, he didn't know it yet but she was gone. "Mrs Obama, where are you? Are you okay?" Skipper called out for her. The smoke cleared and Skipper glared at a pair of blue eyes, it was Trump and he had the biggest shit eating grin on his face. "She is no longer with us Skipper, and with her death I am finally allowed to say the N word when ever I want." Trump said in triumph.
