The sun was out, the birds were chirping cheerily and there was a pink haired, pointy chinned e-thot with a bulge poking out through their skirt.
Yariman-chan was running late for school, she didn't have time for breakfast this morning so she just decided to run with toast in her mouth I guess. Her gravity defying tiddies bouncing at every step.
*hyperventilating*
"I mahrr ih jush in haim" translation: I made it just in time, she said with the toast still in her mouth.
As she walked through the front gate she tripped over a conveniently placed assault rifle and ended up accidentally tackling a random run of the mill dude.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-i-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-i-I-I-I-I-I-i-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm s-sowwy, I didn't mean to twip you over uwu, pweash forgib me mister" she pressed together her tig Ol bitties in a very poor effort to not get in trouble.
"Why the fuck are you talking like that?" He said, clearly uncomfortable and probably gay.
And like that, she knew it was true love. She'd go on to stalk him for 5 months.
She'd go from sending him love letters everyday to working in the mafia so that she could ask her mafia family to help her kill any girls who shared oxygen with this random boi.
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"Dood why you single brah?" Said random unimportant to the "story" character.
"Idk, it's just for some reason every girl within a 5 mile radius of me just disappears, am I really that unloveable?" Said random guy the Mac is interested in so I guess he's important- we'll call him pp
"Are you sure it's not just cus they have a normal gaydar and can tell that you like being a bottom?" Said other dood, idk how to write shut.
"SHUT UP OKI, that one time in the pool with you doesn't count oki, hmph, b-Baka" oh damb pp is a tsundere
"You sure about that?" Random dood then starts sliding his 4 fingers (he lost a finger from a sexual incident, don't ask) which made pps pp the big erecc. But before he could gib his cummies, the random doods head was decapitated.
Ayo we're back to our mc, yariman was it?
Anyways, yariman was like "you ain't going no where near my mans hoe"
And then pp was like "HOLY SHIT YOU JUST FUCKING KILLED SOMEONE"
And then yariman was like "aye lmao, it do be like that. Wanna fucc?"
And being the relational human being he was, pp said "Ye sure lol"
*1 year later at their wedding, Jks it's 1 day later cus yariman a literal psycho*
Pp was reading out his vows;
"Although you killed my (non-important to the story) fren and oftentimes gay lover. I still think you're the one for me, and that's not the Stockholm syndrome or the gun that's aimed right at my Adam's apple talking . I genuinely do love you"
"I-i love you too" Said yariman, her heart going doki doki.
And despite their very strange and psychotic love story, for a moment, it felt real. Like two soulmates had connected and that they were destined to be together.
Then he bust a fat nut on her tiddies. and never called her again cus like.... she's fucking insane.
So uhhhh that was story I wrote at 2 am with plenty of typos to spare. Hope you enjoyed UwU, it's my first time writing in a while so please be gentle. If you want a sequel today this for some reason... no. Or yes idk ree uh bai lub ♥️
