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Batman's POV
"I'm running around so gayly haha" Batman thought to himself. But as soon as he saw dog shit on the ground he got serious. Thus the Batman was born and he ate the power puff girls as the professor did meth in his lab. (That just got dark) around 9pm Batman was shit face tired and was walking back home when he saw him in the sky.
Superman's POV
I was flying in the sky like the piece of shit I am and beat all the rules with all powers and brag to others, I saw batboy walking like a pussy. I flew down and fucking touched his face. *COUGH* "sorry I coughed blood in ur face I got AIDS while with Lois Lane mah bitchy wife. She's so bitchy that I got AIDS when I looked at him. But when I saw Batman I fucking took him home and and fucking em. We had many sex and many people. The end
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