Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

Todoroki Nearly Sets the Entire Dorm Building on Fire

Shinso: Probs Momo

Shinso: For all I know her beds so big he had to reach across to wake her up in the dark

Shinso: That never ends well

Kaminari: oH

Kirishima: I've tried ignoring you guys for a few days and now I see it won't work anymore

Midoriya: Trust me it will never work

Kirishima: Anyways any reason why my phone is having a stroke?

Sero: Todoroki had a brilliant idea of burning pictures that Mineta took of the girls

Tsu: I hope we get to burn him next

Shinso: We'll take a vote on it when the fire starts to die down

Midoriya: So a tribal council

Todoroki: *Survivors intensifies*

Kaminari: tHERES THE ASTERISKS AGAIN

Kirishima: This entire chat is a mistake just like Mineta

Shinso: sotp

Sero: Kirishima you're gonna make him feel unspecial if you keep roasting like that

Kirishima: Why?

Sero: That's his t h i n g

Midoriya: Ok everybody get tf up

Uraraka: Deku-kun tried to wake me up but he forgot I'm a chat lurker so I woke him up instead

Momo: Todoroki I am extremely unsatisfied with your actions

Todoroki: Listen I didn't try to slap you in the face

Sero: oH THANK GOD IT'S THAT

Todoroki: What did you all think I did???

Shinso: In the words of Midoriya from like two minutes ago how about we not ask that question

Kirishima: Would say but I'm pretty sure he'd get pissed off at our dirty minds

Sero: Hey you've been banned from cursing

Uraraka: Anyways yall woke me up for a reason what is it?

Midoriya: The loving room will explain everything

Midoriya: LIVING***

Kaminari: fUCKING LOVING ROOM

Momo: This chat is very...immature but I'm intrigued

Shinso: Hey yall it isn't Iida 2.0

Sero: Thank Kaminari

Tsu: Why is everyone so awake??

Tsu: I mean I get that you've done this multiple times but how??

Shinso: We have a coffee maker is how

MidoriyasDad: Hey guys :3

Uraraka: OMG HI MR.MIDORIYA EVEN THOUGH I DON'T THINK WE ADDED YOU!!!

Midoriya: Ok that's just a really fucked up joke Hagakure change your name the fuck back now

Todoroki: I get the joke and just...wow

MidoriyasDad: Do I have to ;-;?

Sero: jfc dude of course you have to

Momo: Hagakure! Joking about other classmates family issues is inappropriate!

MidoriyasDad: Yall are no fun

Shinso: Normally I would laugh but that was just flat out m e a n

Kaminari: Don't you roast people meanly?

Midoriya: I s m e a n l y e v e n a w o r d ?

Shinso: At least when I do it its actually funny

Kaminari: tru dat tru dat

-MidoriyasDad changed their name to Claus-

Midoriya: You fucking monster

Kaminari: I don't get it???

Sero: Me neither tbh

Shinso: Hagakure you are #1 on my shitlist now

Todoroki: I'm confused who is Claus??

Midoriya: You have five seconds to run Hagakure

Shinso: I'm with Midoriya

Mina: Ok so I was woken up by Todoroki snorting at something on his phone and when I turn mine on I get blasted to America with notifications

Momo: I am confusion?

Kaminari: So Hagakure is getting chased around the entire dorm building by Midoriya and Shinso

Kirishima: I fell asleep for like five minutes and this is happening

Sero: Thats why you don't fall asleep

Kirishima: I see that now thanks

Uraraka: Shit

Sero: OH bOI WE'RE SO FUCKED NOW

Kirishima: what happened?

Sero: I KNEW WE NEEDED ADULT SUPERVISION

Midoriya: QUICK THROW WATER BOTTLES AT IT

Todoroki: HOW IS MY ICE CATCHING ON FIRE

Midoriya: WATER TODOROKI, NOT FUCKING  I C E

Kirishima: oH NO

Momo: SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

Mina: ARE U STUPID AIZAWA WILL  K I L L  US

Shinso: Not really a problem for my but aAAA

Midoriya: ^ haha mE

-Claus has changed their name to Hagakure-

Hagakure: Ok so I'm not gonna risk death with that name

Shinso: Still on my shit list

Hagakure: I know

Tsu: Guy I put the fire out

Todoroki: HOw?

Tsu: I used the fire extinguisher

Midoriya: o h

Kirishima: Did- Did yall forget there was a fire extinguisher

Sero: Let's not answer that

Kaminari: We were panicking ok?

Sero: I just said not to say shit luv

Kaminari: Well I didn't say shit now did I?

Sero: I'm breaking up with you

Kaminari: Wait no I was k i d d i n g plz stay I luv u

Sero: ok

Hagakure: Seems like a fire almost tore apart another family eh?

Kirishima: Why did I just see Midoriya fucking yeet Hagakure out of the window

Shinso: It was necessary