i love you. minjoon text fanfic

chapter uno

never before had namjoon felt like he did now

craving for that sweet ass

23:14, namjoonlaud
binch u awake??? 🌚

23:37, suga daddy
yacht

23:69, namjoonlaud
ok good woman make me a sandwich

23:70, suga daddy
ok be right there

some thirty minutes later, deafening honking sounds from namjoon's driveway. "get off my lawon" namjohn slams the door open and stumbles into suga's arms, who had got out of his brand new drug corolla

"have you bene binge drinking" suga yeets namjoon back onto his couch like a mfing basketball

"yaaa" namjoon turns into liquid and flows over the floor to suga who's in the kitchen cheffing up his signature meal

"but it was all because of you" namjoon turns back into a distorted solid and towers behind suga like a stick. "i was craving this. what ur cooking" he bends down a lil 12 degree angle to whisper into suga's ear as he cooks the filet mignon

namjon smacks his lips like a creep before he utters the cursed words

"where's the lamb sauce"