Natsuki: Why should you make the banner? I'm the artist.
Yuri: Just because you're starving, doesn't make you an artist.
14:
Sayori: If I became a millionaire, I'd buy a million melons so I could be a melonaire!
MC: How do you have friends..?
Sayori: Because I'm a melonaire~
15:
MC: I don't know who you people are, or why there's a dead body on the floor, but I have a cupcake, so it's all good.
16:
Natsuki: I'm afraid of heights.
Yuri: Lucky you're short then.
17:
Monika: I'm gonna play a song for you right now.
Monika: It's called 'my life so far'.
Monika: *Takes a deep breath and plays a key*
Monika: *SCREAMS*
18:
Yuri, pointing to her chest: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.
19:
MC, Storming into the room: WHO ATE MY FRIES? I'M GONNA FUCKING KI-
Sayori: I did.
MC: *Pats Sayori* I'll buy you some more. You haven't been eating enough, honey.
20:
Natsuki: One time I asked Yuri for a glass of water. She gave me a glass of ice and said "wait."
21:
Sayori: I have been working very hard.
MC: You got up at noon and then took a two o'clock nap.
Sayori, on the verge of tears: It's progress!
22:
Monika: Little late this morning, kid. Where you been?
Sayori: Cursing out my own shadow for hanging out with a loser like me.
23:
MC: Yo I'm here, open up.
Natsuki: As a child I was forced to eat dog food-
MC: Open the fucking door.
24:
Sayori: Merry early Christmas!
Natsuki : It's fucking April-
25:
Officer: Are you sure she's 18?
MC: She can read.
Officer: Fair enough.
26:
Monika: Okay everyone, it's time for the mystery box! The first clue is "a common household item"
Yuri: A knife
Monika: IT'S NOT A FUCKING KNIFE YOU PIECE OF SHIT EDGELORD!
27:
Monika: What are you going to do, Yuri? Sit in this grotty bedroom feeling sorry for yourself, or are you gonna get out there and live your life?
Yuri: I'm gonna sit in the bedroom.
28:
Sayori: MC, I'm cold!
MC: Oh sweetie, here, take my jacket! Gosh, we are such the... *Looks pointedly at Yuri* perfect couple.
Natsuki: *looks expectantly at Yuri* I'm cold too!
Yuri: Well DAMN Natsuki, I can't control the weather!
29:
*The girls come out of a haunted house at a carnival*
Monika: That wasn't so bad, now, was it?
Yuri: Honestly, the creator of this walk needs to try harder. The placement of the jumpscares was way too predictable, completely taking away from the factor of surprise.
Natsuki: I wasn't scared! *Obvious lying*
Sayori: *Clinging to Monika's leg, trembling*
30:
Natsuki: What the fuck is wrong you?
Yuri: Language Natsuki.
Natsuki: English
Yuri: *Chokes on tea*
Bonus:
Natsuki: You bitch!
Yuri: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Monika: Girls, language!
Sayori: Oh, heck, this has all gone wrong... Oh, I'm sorry, I said one too...
Everyone: *Looks at Sayori in concern*
Extra Bonus:
Yuri: *Tickles Natsuki*
Natsuki: *Punches Yuri in the arm* stOP THAT YOU BITCH!
Yuri: I was just tickling you! When you get married your husband will probably do the same, would you punch him?
Natsuki: "I'll have you know I will let my future husband know to NEVER tickle me. I will tell him within the first three dates, I will make him SIGN A CONTRACT that says if he tickles me I WILL PERSONALLY DESTROY HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS. I WILL MAKE HIM VOW ON OUR WEDDING DAY IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY THAT HE WILL NEVER. EVER. TICKLE ME.
Yuri, Monika, Sayori: Σ( ° △ °|||)
(thank you all so much for 200 reads-)
incorrect quotes (200 reads edition) pt 19
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