Male Reader: I'm literally a god, mind as well head to an academy and learn about things I already know about.
He goes to academy.
Male reader: I'm gonna talk to one of the females for a few seconds and they'll be falling for me.
He has a horrible talk with a girl, who has already fallen for him. He's already having team troubles.
Male reader: Get ready for my edgy background that is totally not needed.
He explains.
Male reader: I got a harem.
He gets laid.
Male reader: That bitch is giving me off vibes.
He confronts Cinder about it, and she joins Ozpin's side.
Male reader: I'm gonna best up Cardin for no reason, why? I'm the protagonist.
He beats up Cardin, and gets more ladies for his harem.
Male reader: Oh, did I mention I have multiple talents?
Motherfucker knows how to shred that guitar so good that women in a 100000000 mile radius gets wet.
Male reader: Imma head out after discovering the truth I know about.
He dips.
The end.
