It's Going to Be Okay ~ A Kyman Fanfic

Chapter 1

oh god okay um hi welcome to my really bad fanfic inspired by a writing prompt about a hero and a villain. god this is gonna end bad. especially since I haven't written fan fiction in a year or two. please go easy on me I'm but a simple trash goblin


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Eric Cartman opened his door. Laying on his doorstep was Kyle Broflovski. He was shivering violently, bleeding...scared. There was a slightly dazed look in his eyes- he had been drugged. It looked like he had been assaulted. Kyle looked up at Cartman, swaying slightly. He was close to passing out. "...didn't know where else to go..." he mumbled before collapsing into Cartman's arms.

Cartman set Kyle onto the couch, wrapping him in a blanket. "God fucking dammit Kahl..." he whispered under his breath. He jumped as Kyle moved slightly. Good..he was at least still alive. Cartman pulled out his phone, texting Stan.

Kyle showed up outside fucking drugged

Hours passed by. No answer from Stan. Cartman sighed and sat on the floor next to the couch. Kyle shifted, finally opening his eyes slowly. "what the fuck happened..." he groaned. "I'll tell you what fucking happened, bitch! You showed up at my fucking front door DRUGGED. Why didn't you fucking go to Stan's?" Cartman growled. Kyle shifted again, this time out of discomfort. "Stan's the reason I'm here, Cartman.."


It took Cartman a minute to process what Kyle had just said. Stan's the reason I'm here, Cartman. No, that was impossible. Stan and Kyle had been dating. "I broke up with him..and he didn't take it well..he drugged me for some fucked up reason." Cartman felt a sudden rage take him over. That's why Stan didn't answer. Acting on a sudden impulse, Cartman grabbed Kyle and pulled him to the floor and into him. "The fuck was that for?!" Kyle yelled. Cartman didn't say anything. He just held Kyle close, glad Stan hadn't done anything worse.

wait..what the hell are you doing Eric? Cartman thought to himself. you and Kyle hate each other..you shouldn't be.. shit. He was crying. And Kyle was looking at him weird. Fuck, he just gave away his secret feelings towards Kyle.

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Kyle stared Cartman in the eyes. "Why the fuck are you holding me so damn tight?" He had an aggressive tone to his voice. shit..I should probably let go.. Cartman released his grip. He felt his face get hot. no fucking way..now your blushing? god dammit, he's gonna find out. "S-sorry Kahl. I didn't mean to have that tight of a grip" He said, his face getting even hotter. Kyle gave him a weird look. "Why the fuck are you blushing like that?" Kyle felt himself start to blush. maybe you have a chance with him thought Cartman. probably not though. he fucking hates you.

Kyle sighed. "Tell me why you're acting like this, Eric." h-he used my first name. he never does that. Kyle put a hand on Cartman's chest. "Seriously dude, tell me what's up. You just saved my life, the least I could do is listen to your bullshit." He smiled softly. h-he likes me back.

Cartman grabbed Kyle by the face and pulled him into a kiss. "WHAT THE HELL?" Kyle yelled, his facing growing red. "S-sorry, I just... I had to." Cartman shrunk back, looking at the floor. Kyle lifted his chin. "You could've at least warned me." He said with a smile.

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Cartman couldn't believe it. No fucking way that Kyle was actually okay with that. Yet, he was okay with it. He hadn't said he wasn't okay with it. And him saying that Cartman could've warned him first...would he still have let him kiss him? you're over thinking this, cartman. clearly he likes you. he's been staring at you SMILING for the past five minutes. "So..is that it, fatass? A single kiss?" Kyle asked. Cartman blushed again. "well..I-i dunno."he looked down. "I didn't think you'd..be okay with it again." Kyle put his hands on Cartmans cheeks. "Don't be stupid. We both knew that we've had feelings for each other. Why the hell do you think I was so against you and Heidi?" fuck, you really didn't notice that, did you cartman. way to be an idiot. Cartman sighed before grabbing Kyles face again. "Do I really have to ask you?" he questioned. Kyle smiled and kissed him. "Nah, I was just teasing" Cartman's face was redder than ever before. holy fucking shit...no way this is happening. "You..aren't fucking with me, are you Kyle?" Kyle stared at him for a second. "First, no. Why the fuck would I joke about liking you? Second, You finally just now say my name right?" "No comment, Kahl~" Cartman answered with a smirk. Kyle shoved him playfully. "Fuck you, fatass." Cartman chuckled. "Fuck you too, jew."
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FUck you itS cUtE time
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_smut removed_
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The two of them spent the entire night together. Thankfully, it had been a Friday night. Cartman rolled over the next morning to find Kyle next to him in bed. shit..did we end up fucking? I cant remember.. He grabbed Kyle and pulled him close. okay..he still has clothes on. nothing extreme happened. yet. Kyle squirmed a bit, making Cartman loosen his grip. Kyle put his hand on Cartman's. "You don't have to let go..I was just adjusting." Kyle rolled over to face Cartman and nuzzled into his neck. "hey...thanks again for saving my ass last night. I don't know how I'll ever repay you." "BE MY BOYFRIEND" Cartman shouted before clasping his hands over his mouth. Kyle chuckled. "Okay, I was already going to be your boyfriend, so try something else." "w-wait..really? You..want to be my boyfriend?" Cartman stuttered. Sure they had kissed a few times last night, but..Kyle really was okay with them being together. "Cartman, don't be an idiot. Of course I want to be your boyfriend. I've kinda always wanted to be." "Right. Of course..sorry.. I'm new to this...gay thing." cartman, you idiot. why would you say that? Kyle smiled and kissed Cartman's forehead. "Yeah, I figured. Don't worry, you got a boyfriend to help you with being gay now."
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Cartman yawned. "welp..we probably shouldn't just lay in my bed all day. Someone might walk in and see us." Kyle looked at him, clearly confused. "So? That doesn't mean anything. We're boyfriends now." He smiled. "Pfft.. you think that the guys wouldn't beat the shit out of us if they found out?" "well...I know Stan would.." Cartman pulled Kyle tight to him. "Don't even think about him, Kahl. I won't let him hurt you." "y-you won't?" Cartman kiss Kyle's forehead gently. "Of course i won't let Stan come after you. As your boyfriend, it's my responsibility to take care of you and keep you safe." Kyle sighed in relief and nuzzled into Cartman's neck. "Thank you, Eric."

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