Me:
Hellooooooo?
Me:
HEY ARE YOU DEAD?!?!
Me:
Oh god I'm sending a search team for you
Me:
If you're in a ditch I with crawl through it for you
Me:
If some crazy stalked had you chained up in her basement I with beat that bitch!!!
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Damn...
Babe💜🦔🌻:
And if any one would chain me up and keep me in their basement it would be you
Me:
Oh my god...
Me:
YOU KNOW ME SOOO WELL!
Me:
It really is meant to be
Babe💜🦔🌻:
What is meant to be?
Me:
Us!!!
Babe💜🦔🌻:
What do you mean us?
Me:
US! We're soulmates!
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Delete me number.
Me:
Long lost lovers!
Babe💜🦔🌻:
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Me:
Way too many things
Babe💜🦔🌻:
At least you're honest with yourself
Me:
And you have to be honest with yourself
Babe💜🦔🌻:
About?
Me:
Your undying love for me
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Sorry, I was told never to lie
Me:
Especially to a pretty girl?
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Oh, do you know one?
Me:
Ouch
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Just stating facts
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Now delete my number
Me:
Not gonna happen babe
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Again with the babe thing
Me:
What do you think your contact name is?
Babe💜🦔🌻:
I was afraid to ask😬
Me:
You secretly wanna know what emojis you have I just know it
Babe💜🦔🌻:
I'm just glad there isn't a dick emoji
Me:
What do you think your profile picture is?
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Delete my number.
Me:
And also 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
Me:
So what do you have my contact name as?
Me:
Hello?
Me:
Did you leave?
Me:
Did you have a stroke?
Me:
Never minds that was a stupid question. Teenagers are at low risk for strokes.
Me:
Wait, I don't even know if you're a teenager.
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Right, I'm a 60 year old sex predator so you shouldn't be talking with me.
Me:
Nah, I can tell you're not a cat fisher.
Babe💜🦔🌻:
How?
Me:
Cause I am one
Babe💜🦔🌻:
WHAT!?!
Me:
Tinder
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Tinder?
Me:
You go on tinder with a attractive girl as the picture and just look through the hot guys. Duh
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Wow that pathetic
Me:
That's me for ya
Babe💜🦔🌻:
You have a sad life
Me:
Don't hate me cause you ain't me
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Delete
Babe💜🦔🌻:
My
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Number!
Me:
No thanks babe
Me:
But you wanna know what does give me anxiety?
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Not particularly
Me:
It's when the guys start texting me and flirting with me. And like I don't even know them.
Babe💜🦔🌻:
That's what you are like with me
Me:
But it's cute when I do it.
Babe💜🦔🌻:
No it's not. It's creepy as fuck.
Me:
So you're saying I need to up my flirting game?
Babe💜🦔🌻:
That's one way to put it
Me:
Okay thanks. I'll practice on you.
Babe💜🦔🌻:
No!!
Babe💜🦔🌻:
I was going for you to leave me the fuck alone.
Me:
Oh... but you wouldn't like that now would you?
Babe💜🦔🌻:
YES!
Babe💜🦔🌻:
I seriously would like that!
Me:
You know lying to yourself is not a very good thing.
Babe💜🦔🌻:
I'm not lying. Now delete my number.
Me:
Only if you asked kindly, love
Babe💜🦔🌻:
I am not your love and I will not asked kindly!!!
Me:
Then I guess I won't delete your number. Listen I got school in the morning but I'll text you later so you'll have that to look forward to
Babe💜🦔🌻:
You mean to dread?
Me:
Don't miss me too much
Babe💜🦔🌻:
Don't worry
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Not gonna lie, I think up of the best come backs EVER!!!
At least, I think I do.
Love you all💜🦔🌻
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Texting// Ashannie
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