It's a phrase, however inevitable it was, that no one wanted to hear. Eyebrows furrowed, fists clenched, jaws locked; the three survivors all looked at one another with hardened eyes.
One was out like a light. She was the one who would grab the rations, but with an incident as serious as hers, she wasn't ready to head out.
"I'll go," Storm volunteered. Almost immediately, Katie jumped up too. "Me too! I mean, we can't do anything if we're dead." The joke falls flat, and all that's left is the empty atmosphere and puns of the Juan's outside their safe haven.
Val places a hand on Katie's shoulder, "it was an honor flying with you boys." She salutes, one that both Storm and Katie return.
And so, the two set off, wondering whether or not they'd ever return.
They entered a world of soft pastels and it would seem perfectly normal. If it weren't the blasting sound of puns in the air. Fortunately for the two had a special ear buds created by a comrade before they listened to the puns and turned to a pun.
Addie's good deeds won't ever be forgotten.
They entered the forgotten realms of the mall that used to be base for them a while ago until the Juans invaded. Sam and Seon. If only they were here, standing by their side.
They looked to find where they had kept their rations before. Unlucky for them, there was only a few.
"What should we do?" Katie wondered, lip synced to her comrade. When going outside, it was hard to hear one another due to the buds so they learned to lip sync with another to communicate.
Katie had trained for an event like this, but was a bit frightened. She was used to being with the group. They hadn't gone out recently until Chara got injured by the Juans and their puns.
She was the one who went out often as she wasn't afraid to face them and "top those bottoms".
Katie had only joined to help her fellow comrade who also wasn't used to adventures as such.
"Maybe we should split?" Storm suggested, lip syncing back.
"Are you kidding me? But the Juans could be around," Katie replied.
"But we need to find more food. We all eat a lot and this'll barely last us a meal." Storm continued. "We must split off and get as much food as we can."
Katie was reluctant but agreed. She wanted to get over with it right away. Katie took the lower level while Storm looked at the second level.
Katie searched. Walking through the empty stalls, the deserted stores and even the storage rooms. She couldn't find anything. She walked into what used to be an accessory story when she noticed something strange.
She turned to see a hoard of Juans running after her with megaphones, screaming out memes. She had already enter the store and there was no other way out so she did the next best thing. She grabbed a grenade as she yelled, "Silence Bottom!"
A meme of some sort appeared. Flashing before them appearing as
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In a flash, the front lines were killed. Katie started throwing even more grenades with the same effects. Until she was at her last grenade.
She gulped. There was still so many. It was like a sea of Juans coming to sweep her away. Stupid Geminis. She might be a Gemini-Cancer Cusp, but she wasn't gonna succumb to their power. She wasn't going down without a fight. When all of a sudden she heard even through her buds.
"HEY BOTTOMS! FIGHT ME INSTEAD! I CAN TOP YOU ANYDAY!"
The Juans turned toward a figure. They seemed to be hurt but was standing strong. Katie opened her eyes. She knew that loud voice. It was Chara.
"MEET ME IN THE GODDAMN PIT YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!" Chara cried out.
They went chasing after her. As they disappeared, Val and Storm came running to Katie.
"Val, Storm!" She lip synced. "Was that Chara?"
They nodded.
"Couldn't stop her," Val said, "She doesn't want you two to do such a dangerous task."
"How did she know where we were?"
"She has weird mother instincts remember," Storm replied.
"I may be a leader," Val said, "But some really Chara is a weird grizzly mama bear."
They went off to the pit to find Chara finishing up after suplexes the rest of the Juans.
"Man fuck these bottoms," Chara said, wiping the sweat of her forehead.
"You could have waited for my bomb," Val suggested.
"Nah this is fun. But you can but these bastards to rest. As long as everyone is safe."
Val took her a bomb she had invented that only affected the Juans. She threw it showing the big Silence Bottom Meme.
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They all took a deep breath. Such a long day for getting food. Was it really worth it they all wondered? They started to walk away when they heard grunts. They stood back ready to attack when a Juan appeared but instead was screaming. They were screaming as they seemed to transform to a different form. To be someone they recognized.
"Mike?"
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I blame my friends for this shit XD. YET SOMEHOW THEY GOT ME TO WRITE THIS AS MY CREATIVE FORCES FLOWED.
