Phil Jones, a footballer for Manchester United football club is out clubbing in Manchester.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Phil jones is dancing away showing everyone his shuffle. He spots a lovely looking woman at the bar.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
He decides to approach her.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
(This is how he walks over) She gives him a warm smile as he stands with his tongue out dribbling slightly at her. "Can I drown in your ear holes?" He asks wiping away his saliva. "You're foaming at the mouth" she says flashing her lovely black and yellow teeth. "And yes dive in" She says tilting her head. "You like?" She asks flirtatiously. "I love" Phil says spitting everywhere.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"I'm going in" he says edging closer to her marvellous ear holes. Phil feels himself dribble into her ear. He then dives in for a swim.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
He launches himself in a bit too much and ends up completely drowning in her ear. She fidgets in her chair squealing as she can feel Phil exploring. The people in the club are unaware of the dodgy business that's going on at the bar with the ogre and Phil.
Phil Jones has been unseen to this day and rumour has it he's still swimming.
