queen group chat Freddie roger john brian
brian: rog where R U
brian: rog
john: he went out earlier
brian: he could answer
john: he hasn't read the messages
freddie: he is probably shagging his car
brian: would he be a top or bottom?
john: bottom
freddie: how would that even work
john: stick shift
freddie: noice
brian: disturbing
freddie: u asked in the first place
roger: I AM NOT SHAGGING MY CAR
freddie: i knew that would make u answer!
roger: uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
john: #rogershagscars
roger: NO I DONT
brian: deacy learnt about hashtags
freddie: adorable
john: #rogerlovescars
roger: i dont love cars john
freddie: admit it rog
roger: no
john: what were you actually doing roger
roger: collecting my parcel
brian: that explains the email to the group fund saying a delivery of 100 drumsticks was ready
roger: soz i didnt realise i put it on group fund
freddie: why do u need 100 drumsticks
roger: i break them easily
brian: ohhhkkkkkkkkk
brian: what happened to the others did u put them in the recycling
roger: yes
freddie: can you all get your arses downstairs food is ready
roger: ok mum
freddie: can it Taylor!
brian: stop bitching and get downstairs
roger: fine
a/n sorry about the long wait for a new chapter i was busy. not that anyone reads this anyway.