Collide ─ Rami Malek

xxii. GROUPCHAT

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'𝐓𝐈𝐒 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐀
Rami ━ raminoff
Lucy ━ lucifer
Ben ━ ben10
Joe ━ mozarella
Gwilym ━ relic

ben10
get ready, nerds
you all are invited
to my birthday party
this friday

ben10
be there or i'll cut
you in half. BYE

mozarella
not interested.

relic
same

raminoff
i have a lot on my plate until
a party doesn't sound
exciting anymore

lucifer
yeah, what they said

ben10

ben10
remember that
TRAITOR!

raminoff
we're just joking, ben
of course we'll be there

mozarella
huh? it wasn't a joke.
i prefer netflix and
chill at home

lucifer
let me guess with
cardboard ben?

mozarella
ily my best friend

relic
*questioning your
sanity in prada*

mozarella
i'm still sane enough
to decline ben's offer
if shanessa won't be
there, old man!

raminoff
shanessa woodley?
what about her?

mozarella
apparently ben—

BEN10 HAS REMOVED MOZARELLA
FROM THE CONVERSATION

lucifer
LMAO WHY DO YOU
KEEP DOING THAT

raminoff
haha thank god
it's not me again

ben10
he was about to
say something
he would regret,
so i spared him
in advance

relic
what's the deal with
you and shanessa?

ben10
NOTHING

raminoff
ya okay you typed in
capslock alone indicating
there's something 😏

ben10
shut it, or i will ban you
from coming to my party

lucifer
LISTEN LISTEN
joe just texted me

raminoff
what he said?

relic
something stupid
i assume

lucifer

ben10
that motherfucker. . .

ben10
IGNORE HIM

raminoff
hmm sooner or later
we're gonna find out
what you're hiding

lucifer
oof he said something
about trouble in paradise?

ben10
BLOCK HIM

ben10
you know what
lucy, why don't you
ask your friends to
come to my party?

lucifer
oooo great idea!
brb

raminoff
CAN I ASK IMELDA?!

ben10
yeah, go ahead as long
as you forget about
this shanessa topic

raminoff
YESAKJSKS
ANOTHER TIME TO
SPEND WITH MY
FAVORITE WOMAN

relic
ye forget about
this man right here

ben10
who are you?

relic

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