grinch POV:
"remy..." I swallowed back a huge thiccy clump of saliva and averted my eyes.
"i thought you liked danny" I confessed. Who wouldn't fall in love with that long ghostly tail of that young high school pubescent boy.
"no!! danny-kun and I, had a fling at tana con but that's it!! he left me to get run over by that twink on that segway!! i could never love someone who leaves me to get bitches with his tana-condoms!" Remy stomped his lil footsie wootsie on the wet cave landscape, in protest.
I can't lie and say that I'm not hurt but the sexual tension between us is not fading away at all.
'what should i do, max?' i looked at max for guidance.
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3rd person:
Max didn't left his head off the ground to meet grinch's eyes. His soulless figure fell limp to the ground as he succumbed to his constant battle inside his body. Constantly trying to gain ownership of the body that contained him, but the outside being denied him control.
It seemed a looming figure was always watching Max, waiting to strike and finally put an end to his misery. Although it is quite confusing the looming figure, Megamind cares a lot for max. In fact they used to be lovers. However, when max succumbed to the beliefs of alex jones megamind knew he had become too powerful. Max knew too much that his human body couldnt handle it, so he evolved into a johnny test. His old body couldn't hold the superior being that was consumed with lust and desire for gay frogs. Now megamind slowly hides in the shadows waiting to end his old lovers pain.
grinch POV:
'thank you so much max for you guidance i love you so much. i dont know what i would do if u got murdered by a looming figure that hides in my closet. haha lol. love u buddy."
"remy i have decided, i will make sweet love to you now." I put all my confidence into these words. my new profound love cant falter now. I cant have remy not believe my undying love for him that i just now decided i have.
remy POV:
i gasped at his words holding my piss colored nails to my heart. my owo eyes began to water and dialate, due to the cokecaine i snorted at the cracker barrel restroom before coming so our hot sex would be hella gay and hot.
"grinch sempai please raw me" i choked on my words, surprised that i finally were able to convey they.
at that moment i heard the echo of footprints entering the cavern,
L a s g n a -kun hovered into grinch's lap. landing on his crouch with a loud soggy slap. the layers of cheese and pasta all squirted out the sauce onto my small lil rodent face, making him so sexy. i looked over my shoulder to see the rest of the gang. since me and grinch-kun were already in the mood i was undoubtfully lustful for those layers of diabetes.
"hey boo thang" eggman-chan said as he sauntered into the dimly lit cave.
paul blart sempai popped off his segway to throw an imaginary lasso over max's limp neck.
"oh paul dont mind max, he gets into those moods where he just decays for a month dont worry about him." grinch-kun said nonchalantly.
paul blart sempai looked at grinch-kun almost like it was a dare that he accepted. blart sempai began to chant some oddly soundng words under his breath, max's disgusting shit filled body started to levitate towards blart sempai as he pretended to pull his lasso closer. i ignored the scene, all i cared about was that fucking fortnite playing virgin was farther away from me and grinch kun.
i turned back to face my beloved green sadist to see rodrick and sonic passionately making out behind him. i looked around to see no one else suprised or jealous. i guess we all have the same thing in mind... OwO
max POV:
as the degenerates began to forcefully hump each other to death, i army crawled out of the cave. I turned the corner to get a breath of fresh air due to the tiresome battle ive been having over control of my body. i slowly lift my aching neck to come face to face with a big phat blue head hidden behind a dark cloak.
"your time has come my beloved. you can not keep going like this. you will not escape this body. let me end your pain."
Megamind crouched before my collapsed body lending me a hand. this dirty skank trying to give me pity. HAh! sluts like him shouldn't be giving people like i, help. its the other way around! I cant let this man win this easily. ALex jones still needs me!!
I look back into the cave, to see the lump of animals still fucking. this is the best time as any, ive used this body as much as i could have. its time. i turn back to megamind and spit into his face. he makes a leap at me trying to hold me down. however i use the last of my strength in this useless body to fling myself off the cliff.
the last things i hear is the wind hitting my flappy ears, causing my reindeer antler to untie off my head and megamind telepathically whispering "i will never forget our love" i instantly get impalled by a tree branch from the velocity of the fall. i have now escaped. i have no prision containing me. im free. im an deity and... i will kill.
