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Pants dance: Is it normal to find my child laying in the middle of the parking lot as his group of friends just sit there with sandwiches?

Skinner: Oh Bakugou does this every time Aizawa hands out the report cards

Iamfine: I'm upstairs watching to make sure he doesn't successfully kill himself its okay

Pants pants: Well I sort of need to leave if you want me to pick up our lunch order

Zoom zoom nyoom: Just honk at him and he'll eventually move

Zoom zoom nyoom: Its what Snipe does anyway and it works

Pants dance: But I'm not going to threaten to run over a student! Especially if that student is basically my son!

Pants dance: ITS ONLY MY 3RD DAY HERE IM NOT GETTING A STUDENT KILLED

Pants dance: "Floor it, old man" I swear to god this child....

Zoom zoom nyoom: Just squeeze by him

Pants dance: I drive a van!

Pants dance: A /VAN/ INGENIUM

Pants dance: I CANT /SQUEEZE/ BY A TEENAGED BOY IN THE LITERAL MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH A WIDE VAN

Skinner: If you ignore him he'll eventually go away

Skinner: Just think of how to treat a pomeranian puppy that's angry at everything

Iamfine: Correction, a Pomeranian puppy that's angry at everything except his boyfriend

Iamson: Dad can I have 3 bucks to get a soda?

Iamfine: Ask your father

Iamson: But he told me to ask you

Iamfine: Ask your father

Iamson: @DJ can I have 3 bucks to get a soda?

DJ: Ask your father

Iamson: But

Iamson: Dad?

Iamfine: Ask your father

DJ: Ask your father

Iamfine: Ask your father

DJ: Ask your father

Iamson: OMG DADS PLEASE

Zoom zoom nyoom: Ah yes

Zoom zoom nyoom: The common infinite loop a child goes through when they have same sex parents....

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Bloody Mary: For some reason tetsu is now wearing six uniform jackets and kEndo is using him as a pillow

Bloody Mary: I know I told them I was going to give them the first hour of class so I could finish grading papers but

Bloody Mary: Come on

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