Dead Twitching Bits

The Hail of Bits

As I drove away I kinda started to feel like a badass, and soon i realsed something. I had not fucked anything up yet! I actually hadn't been a klutz that moring. Well all that was soon to change, I drove straight into a fucking tree........

I don't know whats worse, that I did not notice it at all, or that I expected it to dodge the truck. Now I have a truck and tree combo, bad news is i cannot drive it. I got out and grabbed my rucksack heading for the closest house expecting to find a car, and came face to face I shit you not a zombie that was fully nude and honestly would have a amazing rack if not for one tit to be missing. She/It started shambling in my direction, I immediately reached for the closest object and threw it. Finding out too late it was a dildo, it bounced off her face and fell to the floor. I did not know what to do, I pulled out the revolve and pointed it at her chest and yelled for her to not come any closer. As she kept shambling closer and closer I started to panick, I fired the gun and missed completely. 

As she got closer I began to hear a gurgling growl behind me. I turned to see another zombie coming in from another room, and completely naked as well. This one was a guy and seemed to be missing his dick, sure enough another female zombie followed behind him with said dick in mouth still chewing. (What the fuck did i walk into, the scene of a porno gone wrong?) I started to panick even more, was this how my live was going to end?