I stole two poptarts from a store, and my cousin paid me for one.
So, right now, I'm staring at it.
It keeps saying,
"Eat me. You know you want to. Just eat me. I won't tell anyone. It'll be our little secret"
i meAN I'LL TEAR OFF THAT PACKET YOU'RE WRAPPED IN AND I'LL EAT YOU ALL NIGHT.
I'LL EAT YOUR TWIN TOO.
Damn, why'd I eat my poptart?
