10 Questions

A/N: This is a fanfiction based on Wicked the musical. It won't make a lot of sense if you haven't seen the musical. Considering there are a lot of jokes based around the musical. But it is worth the read even if you haven't. It's humouras and can definitley entertain you even if you haven't seen the musical! I hope you like it, remember to comment, vote and fan <3

Copyright: I do not own Wicked, if I did I would not be writing this and I would have enough money to go to Sydney!

Interviewer: So guys welcome to 10 questions, how are we all? *smiles*

Nessa: Hi! Great thanks! *waves crazily then looks dreamingly at Boq*

Galinda: Hello… Alright! *glares at Nessa then looks at hands*

Fiyero: *tosses hair and winks* Heyyyyy… I’m hot…

Elphaba: *slaps Fiyero*

Boq: Peace *peace sign*

Madame Morrible: Why am I here? I have better things to do!

Wizard: *snort*

Interviewer: Okay… *awkward silence, crickets in background* Anywho… so I think we should jump right in and start with the most obvious, yet most confusifying question. Who is with who and when, where and why? Galinda lets start with you. *smiles sweetly*

Galinda: Well *grabs Boqs hand* I am with this little munchkin *giggles*

Boq: finally… *rolls eyes*

Galinda: We have been together for.. ahhhh… what? 2 years is it? Two? *looks around for confirmation*

Boq: 2 years, 3 months, 16 days, 7 hours and *looks at watch* 38 minutes.

Everyone: *gaps and freaks out mentally*

Boq: *shrugs* WHAT?! I keep count!

Galinda: *blinks rapidly* okay…

Interviewer: This couldn’t get awkwarder… Fiyero *accidental giggle, slaps hand over mouth* Oz… I just made it awkwarder…

Elphaba: *glares at interviewer* He is with me, for 3 years and something of 6 months.

Fiyero: *nods* yep! What she said! *winks*

Interviewer: *giggles*

Elphaba: *slaps Fiyero, glares even more* And he is mine!

Madame Morrible: Oh get over it Miss Elphaba *fish face*

Interviewer: *gasps* Morrible! What about you!?

MM: *fish laugh* I’m with no one….

Nessa: Madame, I may be naive, but I am not that naive… I am pretty sure we all saw you and the Wizard holding hands!

Wizard: WHAT?! *stands up* This is outrageous! All I here are lies!

Elphaba: Back where I come from people believe all things that aren’t true… *waves hands around crazily* it’s called history… and you and horrible Morrible have one! *points accusingly and glares*

Wizard: *shuts up and sits down*

Fiyero: Fae, honey, stop glaring, you’re going to get glare lines! *waves hand in front of face*

Elphaba: *stops glaring and smiles*

Interviewer: Nessa?

Nessa: Ah ha, yes, I know right, yep, sure, no, of course not, that’s ridiculous, I will not, oh true, yeah, hmmmm, oh yep… *continues*