"Not Really My Child!" Au one-shot

Not Really My Child

The servamp looked towards his eve for help only to find the teenage boy trying hard not to laugh "you.. Oh gosh..!"

"This is such a pain.. You're an animal abuser, Mahiru~"

"I want up too!!" Mashiro giggled as he clung to Mahiru's leg. Unlike with Kuro's reaction, Mahiru smiled and carried Mashiro in his arms "like that?"

"Mhmm!!" Mashiro sounded happy as he wrapped his arms around the older brunette's neck

Mahiru giggled before he found that Kuro was staring at him with an almost starstrucked look "Kuro? What is it?"

"...i-"

"Am I interrupting something?" Mikuni's sudden appearance made the sloth pair jump in surprised. The blonde eve was staring at the child Mahiru was holding with a raised eyebrow

Mahiru used one of his hand to make a frantic gesture while the other was still holding a confused looking Mashiro "Mi- Mikuni!!! I swear, there's a reasonable explanation as to why I'm carrying a tiny version of myself!!"

Mikuni smiled before chuckling, only now did Mahiru realized that Mikuni had looked slightly irritated "Well whatever that explanation is, I hope it answers mine too"

Mahiru and Kuro looked at each other confusedly before they saw the two children clinging to Mikuni's legs. One was blonde and the other had long black braided hair "He- HEH?! MIKUNI!! ARE THOSE-"

"Jay!! Mikuto!!" Mashiro had called out to the two children before Mahiru managed to finish his little freak out session

Mikuto smiled widely at Mashiro while Jay just hid his face behind Mikuni's legs. Mikuni, though looked irritated, made no move to push the two children clinging to him away "Abel and I were enjoying our afternoon tea when these two showed up, Jeje told me they had a similar scent as us" Jeje who was in snake form around Mikuni's neck hissed in confirmation

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Wait, wait" Mahiru paused and began to think intently "If.. If we have children version of us.. And you do too... Does that mean-"

"Uh.. Mahiru" Kuro called out to his eve, then he showed his phone which had a voicemail in it. Mahiru looked confused before Kuro pressed the play icon and Lawless yelling could be heard "Niisan!!! There are children who look like me and Lichtan!!!" then what followed was a series of yelling followed by child laughter before the line died

Before Mahiru could comment his phone vibrated, using one hand he pulled his phone out of his pocket and found 2 messages, one from Misono and the other from Tetsu

He didn't need to look to know what it was about "We have to get them here-"

"Hello~" Johann suddenly chimed in catching everyone's attention "You're still here! good! I found something interesting"

"Johann.. If this is another of your-"

"Stop blaming me Mikumiku~" Johann pouted before he turned his attention back to the papers in his hands "it seems that these children came from an alternate universe of some sort, there at things that are similar in their universe to ours but most things are different" Johann began explaining "I don't know how but somehow these children were sent here"

Mikuni raised an eyebrow "So, these kids are an alternate version of us?"

"Yes, but you must remember that they are still different from you"

"Well at least you found out where they came from" Mahiru sighed in relieve "That means we can try and find a way to send them back-"

"There's a problem with that plan of yours" Johann interrupted "It seems that their existence has been completely erased from their universe"

Mahiru's eyes widen "What do you-"

"I mean, that whatever happened made it so that it seemed like they never existed there in the first place" Johann explained

Kuro looked at Kyo with narrowed eyes "So.. That means that they can't go home..."

Johann laughed "Congratulations!! Looks like you're parents now"

A/N: this kids is what happens when you do drugs-

I mean lack sleep!!

No one asked for this au and it has zero explanation and logic but here i am making it anyway

Ruuchan12s just remembered that you encouraged me

Though for those of you that actually like it tell me because i have alot of scenario in my head for this AU

Oh!! And Happy Merry Christmas Everyone!!! I hope you all have had a fun year and continue to do so in the next one

Edited: right so before i get any comments pointing out the lack of logic i want to say a few things

So yes i know there aren't any logic in this (for example where Licht wouldn't be able to take care of the child because of his said career) i just made this au for fun!! So yeah sorry about that, but just for this one I'm gonna need you to forget about logic

Because there legit aren't any