"Not Really My Child!" Au one-shot

Not Really My Child

"Sunshine mahi-mahi"

"forget I even asked..."

"Erm..." Kyo gained the pair's attention this time as he fiddled with his fingers while keeping his head hung low "So.. Now what do we do?"

Mahiru frowned, he didn't know what to answer, and by the three people that were staring at him, he guessed that they expect him to know what to do. He doesn't know what to- Mahiru's eyes widen as an idea came

He turned to Kuro with what could only be an apologetic expression. At first, the servamp was confused, but once he realized what Mahiru was thinking about he groaned with a somewhat horrified expression "No"

"Do you know anyone else that can help?"

"Then let's just let them stay, can't deal"

"We can't just do that!!!"

Kyo and Mashiro exchanged confused glances before turning back to face the two older pair "Uhm.. What are you talking about"

"Johann" Mahiru answered while Kuro groaned again

-

To say that Johann was thrilled when they arrived was an understatement

"Ahh~!! The sloth pair have returned!! Welcome" He grabbed Kuro by the shoulder and began shaking him frantically "are you finally going to let me experiment on you? I have so many things that I want to do-"

"Mahi!! Help"

"Johann!! Stop it!!" The eve separated the 'doctor' and his servamp with an annoyed frown "We have something serious we need help with!!"

Johann stopped trying to grab Kuro and looked at Mahiru with interest "Oh? And what would that be, Haruki Hiro-kun?"

"Mahiru Shirota!!"

"Mahiru-niichan...?" Mashiro suddenly appeared from behind Mahiru and he was clutching onto his leg "Who's this man?" He asked confusedly

Johann stayed quiet for a few minutes as he watched Mahiru explain who he was to the child "...Did you get pregnant-?"

"NO I DIDN'T!!!"

-

Mahiru sighed tiredly, it took way too long to convinced Johann to look into what was happening, the crazy doctor had instead tried to do experiments on Kyo which lead to the child nearly crying

(Maybe he should've given the man more than a kick for that little stunt)

And once they Johann actually started to take what was happening seriously was he able to rest in the store while they wait for what the man would fine

"What's this for?" He looked up when he heard Kyo's voice. The smaller blunette was holding up a bottled ship to Kuro who looked a bit uncomfortable "Ah.. That's for decoration I think, my brother made that..."

Kyo hummed before placing the bottled ship back where it was. Then he turned to Kuro and raised his arms "up" Kuro blinked owlishly at the child "what?"

"Up" Kyo repeated in frustration. Kuro hesitantly grabbed Kyo and carried him close to his chest, the small blunette looked happy as he nuzzled against Kuro's chest