Barney- *Points at basketball hoop* This is mine
Dad- I don't understand
Barney- JJ gets a childhood, a dad, a real family and a basketball hoop? No, I at least get the hoop, I'm taking it with me.
Dad- Please, please, just come down and talk to me
Barney- Why? Why should I? You're lame, okay? You're just some lame suburban dad
Dad- Why does that make you so mad?!
Barney- Because if you were gonna be some lame suburban dad, why couldn't you have been that for me?!?!
How I Met Your Mother
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