"YEEEHAWWWWWW IMA COWBOYYYYY" you yelled.
"I swear to god Y/N what the fuck is wrong with you. All you do is stupid shit. THATS ALL YOU FUCKING DO!" Kermit yelled at you.
"Damn I finally broke him." You said while giving Kermit a big smooch on the cheek.
"Can you forgiveeee meee yettttt?" You Asked
"No....... ugh fine I forgive you."
"Yeth" which ended up with you giving Kermit lots of hugs and cuddles.
Is this the most work I've put into a chapter... of course it is. I've been working on this book for almost 1 year now. Am I proud of it...... of course not. This is so mf stupid why am I still writing this.
YOU ARE READING
Kermit x reader
Randomhey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.