I. I'm not allowed to drive anyone but myself anywhere unless I obey the law.
II. I can't call Bam "Baby" in public or ever, it makes weird fangirls excited.
III. I can't get a shirt or badge that says "Condom Police"
IV. Novak isn't a punching bag, even if he really deserves it.
V. Pythons aren't acceptable pets in Castle Bam.
VI. Nor is naming then "Whoops I lost it."
VII. Rikki will rail you in the genitalia if you call her Mama.
VIII. Clothes are MANDATORY.
IX. My motorcycle only holds me and a pretty girl, no exceptions, no matter how light or pretty the other girl looks.
X. I'm not allowed to tattoo my name on Rikki anymore.
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Things I'm No Longer Allowed to Do At Castle Bam
Fanfiction"Throughout my years with the Jackass boys, I kept a book, it's nothin' special, just a few ground rules we set up over the years. don't worry, we'll label our lists so you don't get stumped. So, still up for a room at the Castle?" The redheaded wom...
