Living with / ASK The Creepypasta :3

U GOT FACEDBOOKED!!!!!!!

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I would like to dedicate this chapter

to black-hoodie .

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me: sup peeps?

Jeff: *still passed out*

me: is he dead?

Dr.smiley: No he's faking. Can I take samples from him?

me: NO! *mumbles* as much as I would love to.

eyeless jack: Can I take his kidneys?

me: NO!

Otis: um-

me: *Running around screaming* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Otis: there are no questions. 0…0 *poker face*

me: oh why didn't you say so?

Otis: *face palm*

slender: ya'll bit*hes take care of Ya'll self's cuz bit*hes I'm goin to da club.

everyone except slender: kk

-24 hours later-

slender: *Comes home crying* dis girl told me to get out that *sniffle* only people with Facebook can join dat club..

me: What has life become these days? *praying to Satan (zalgo)* dear zalgo have mercy on my soul........ I don't need u people. IMA hang out with zalgo t(-_-t) *middle fingers <-----) also if you want Facebook here. *tapes book on slenders face* there now you got Facebook.

book: *written on book says I'm stupid*

masky: I want Facebook......

me: OK *slams book at his face*

masky: owww!!!!!!! at least I got Facebook. in ur face hoodie!!

hoodie: :(

everybody except E.J Otis and me: *fights over Facebook*

Otis: idiots

me & E.J: ikr

me: Wanna get a smoothie and hang with Zalgo?

E.J & Otis: *shrugs* ehh sure.