A Little Priest

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MRS. LOVETT

That's all very well, but what we gonna do about him?

SWEENEY TODD

Later on when it's dark, we'll take it to some secret place and bury him

LOVETT

Oh yeah. Of course we could do that. I don't 'spose he's got any relatives gonna come pokin' 'round lookin' for him.

Seems a downright shame...

TODD

Shame?

LOVETT

Seems an awful waste...

Such a nice, plump frame

Wot's 'is name has...

Had...

Has

Nor it can't be traced...

Bus'ness needs a lift,

Debts to be erased...

Think of it as thrift,

As a gift,

If you get my drift

Seems an awful waste...

I mean, with the price of meat

What it is,

When you get it,

If you get it...

TODD

Ah!

LOVETT

Good, you got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!

Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!

Now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!

And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!

[Simultaneously]

TODD

Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion

LOVETT

Well, it does seem a waste...

TODD

Eminently practical

And yet appropriate as always!

LOVETT

Think about it...

TODD

Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived

Without you all these years, I'll never know!

How delectable!

Also undetectable!

LOVETT

Lots of other gentlemen'll

Soon be comin' for a shave,

Won't they?

Think of

All them

Pies!

TODD

How choice!

How

Rare!

For what's the sound of the world out there?

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