"If you look up you'll see the Canadian goose sitting on its perch of the moose's antlers, in a nest made of hockey sticks, feasting upon the blood of the maple trees"
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"Invest in stocks? I prefer incest in socks"
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"Parallel? More like parapelegic"
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"I have twigs of steel, aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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"Listen buddy, if you could turn anxiety into internet... I'd be watching porn in the Mariana Trench"
